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This week on NSFW Sunday: all about your orgasms, 10 days on a lesbian porn set, never nudes and more.

Have no worries lil’ femme chick-adees, I’m here to give you the top 5 pieces of clothing to add to your wardrobe that will instantly spike up anyone’s gaydar without getting an Alternative Lifestyle Haircut.

What’s your favorite kind of birthday cake? We’re asking for a friend.

This week on NSFW Sunday: how to flirt, how to spank, how to have a lesbian affair if you live in the 1920s and more.

No, I do not know Virginia Woolf’s official stance on bras. However, let’s put it this way: she wrote that a woman needed five hundred pounds and a room of her own to write fiction—not five hundred pounds, a room of her own, and an uncomfortable, expensive, and otherwise constraining undergarment. Enough said.

This week on NSFW Sunday: porn on Tumblr, expanding your BDSM toy box, sex at work, identifying orgasms, kink and consent and more.

VIDEO: Why you should never use silicone lube on a silicone dildo.

Here’s another episode in which the Liars find themselves lying.

This week on NSFW Sunday: living apart, what sex does/doesn’t do to your private parts, how to talk dirty in bed, when to change your sheets after sex and more.

This week on NSFW Sunday: a new sex-positive web comic, googling your dates, eco-friendly vibrators and more.

The surprising similarities between feminist pornographers and anti-porn feminists, The Adipositivity Project how to have better orgasms and more.

This week on NSFW Sunday: the “sexual wellness” industry, improving porn rather than banning it, sex in movies and more.

This week on NSFW Sunday: all vaginas are awesome, what it’s like to act in a lesbian sex scene, interviews and more.

This week on NSFW Sunday: relationship negotiation,fingernails, bi invisibility and more.

Welcome to the first ever Autostraddle Insider, one of many perks available to Autostraddle Plus members!

This week on NSFW Sunday: There is a Parcs and Rec porn parody. Also: gloves in queer porn, things future you wants to tell current you about sex and more.

This week on NSFW Sunday: straight girl crushes, getting wet, slut-shaming, porn for all instead of banning porn, girls kissing on video, The Real L-Word XXX: NYC and more.

Grab some popcorn and get comfortable, kids, because it’s time to catch up on our favorite teen drama about tiny liars who are pretty.

A Girls-Gone-Commando gallery, plus french maids are desired, disabled people are sexy and the sex industry is booming!