My Sister Is On America’s Next Top Model With a Possible Homo

Brittani’s Team Pick:

Here’s a secret. I’m super into America’s Next Top Model. Or at least I was. In college I watched every week with two of my teammates that would quote the Lindsay Lohan SNL Top Model sketch with me in the locker room. I haven’t paid much attention since Cycle 15 when Kayla, an out lesbian, participated and lost. Now the series has piqued my interest again…because my sister is a contestant. Today they released the Top 30 contestants that stand a chance at making it into the Top Model Sorority House. Why a sorority house you ask? Because Cycle 19 is centered on girls that are getting their education on.

This is Christin. I know embarrassing things about her.

They haven’t released much information about each girl, but my sister’s blurb mentions that she loves Mean Girls and chocolate chip cookies, so she’s off to a great start simply by having a gay personality. I mean, if she wasn’t my sister I’d definitely be like,”she gets me.” Interestingly enough, Latrishe, who is in the picture following my sister, lists her favorite movie as Paris is Burning and her show as The L Word. Ding ding ding. We might have a lez on our hands.

Even though my sister threatens to take my title as “most attractive sibling,” I encourage you to like her picture. At this time, and only at this time, you may discuss how attractive my sister is (jk, I don’t care, we’re a good looking bunch). Please restrain from comparing us as I’m having a good face day and want to maintain the delusion that we are in the same realm of attractiveness.  So, in summation, you should hit like for my sister and no one else. Except the possibly queer one. Thank you and have a good one.

Brittani Nichols is a Los Angeles based comedy person. When she's not tweeting about white people or watching television, she's probably eating pizza. Actually, she's probably doing all three of those things concurrently and when she's not doing THAT, she's sleeping. Brittani also went to Yale and feels weird about mentioning it but wants you to know.

Brittani has written 330 articles for us.

30 Comments

  1. Not to discredit Brittani’s sister (who I’m sure is amazing!) but while you’re there, you should ALSO vote for my friend Kaci who went to my high school!

    Kaci 19 year old at 5’9” from Kent University studying Fashion Merchandising. Loves Gossip Girl, A Walk to Remember, and Mexican food.

    Posted by America’s Next Top Model on Monday, May 21, 2012

    I was in chorus and a bunch of musicals with her (gay, no?) and although her picture is iffy here, TRUST ME, the rest of her pictures are badass and bangin’.

    /endendorsement

  2. the featured image should be in this article so i can “aww” at your baby self.

    if i knew what channel on my tv took me to marathons of this show i feel like i’d still watch it for 5 hours a day like i used to when i was 16.

  3. Voted for your sister.

    Was going to vote for “possible lez” but I was torn between her, the girl who likes Gia, the girl who likes nerds and Harry Potter, and a girl who likes Labyrinth.

    Couldn’t decide so I just stuck with voting for your sister.

  4. What is a woman from Liberty University doing on there?! Someone just racked up ALL THE DEMERITS, seriously.

    I predict a storyarc with Liberty student being suspended/expelled or being all “oh noes i hate gays and women and jews!” and either Learning She Was Wrong or Going Down in Flames.

  5. ANTM posted 13 pictures today, Christin’s was not included. By the way, oatmeal cookies are her favorite, not chocolate chip. Great article, have it posted on my FB page. Also, sorry for all the commas. I, am an overcomma(er).

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