Laura’s Team Pick: WTF Should I Be For Halloween

Everyone knows that you can be anything you want on Halloween as long as it’s sexy. Sexy nurse? Clearly. Sexy corn on the cob? Of course. Sexy widespread panic? You bet your ass. If you’re still looking for a last minute costume, look no further.

Before you go! Autostraddle runs on the reader support of our A+ Members. If this article meant something to you today — if it informed you or made you smile or feel seen, will you consider joining A+ and supporting the people who make this indie queer media site possible?

Join A+!


Laura is a tiny girl who wishes she were a superhero. She likes talking to her grandma on the phone and making things with her hands. Strengths include an impressive knowledge of Harry Potter, the ability to apply sociology to everything under the sun, and a knack for haggling for groceries in Spanish. Weaknesses: Chick-fil-a, her triceps, girls in glasses, and the subjunctive mood. Follow the vagabond adventures of Laura and her bike on twitter [@laurrrrita].

Laura has written 308 articles for us.


  1. I feel this deserves a comment of some shape or size, but yet it has none. None. Not even one. This fact makes me very sad. And if it makes me sad, imagine how the article / link / laura might feel?

    I hope I’m making the all of the above a little happier with this.

    And I also hope I might stop caring about the feelings of a webpage at some point tonight. Maybe.

Contribute to the conversation...

Yay! You've decided to leave a comment. That's fantastic. Please keep in mind that comments are moderated by the guidelines laid out in our comment policy. Let's have a personal and meaningful conversation and thanks for stopping by!