Quiz: Which Lesbian Belt Are You?

This week, my dear wife asked me what the Sunday Autostraddle Quiz was going to be about. You see, it is a perk of our marriage that she gets the inside scoop on these all-important quizzes in advance. When I replied, simply, “lesbian belts,” her first question was “come again?” And when I again said “lesbian belts,” she just looked at me, puzzled. “Can you give me an example?” she asked, and I did. And I’m not sure if I entirely convinced her this was a solid premise for a personality quiz, but alas, here we are. Listen, I have to come up with one of these every week, and sometimes I panic and go with the first thought which is maybe not always my best thought! Help? Give me a quiz idea in the comments, and it might just make an appearance next Sunday.

For some reason, I decided to theme all the questions around friendship this week? What does that have to do with belts? We can’t know.

Which Lesbian Belt Are You?

What social group would you like to join?(Required)
Which Friendsgiving vibe sounds the best to you?(Required)
What are you most likely to be doing at a party?(Required)
Fill in the blank: You’re the ______ friend.(Required)
What’s your advice for someone who is struggling to make friends as an adult?(Required)
You’re in charge of planning an outing with your friend group. What’s the plan?(Required)
What’s your vibe in the gay group chat?(Required)
How did you meet most of your close friends?(Required)
What’s a compliment your friends would give you?(Required)
What’s constructive criticism/encouragement a friend might give you?(Required)
What’s a quality most of your friends have in common?(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The AV Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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9 Comments

  1. 1. Thank you for making the riff from defying gravity one of the results, as a theater person and non-belt-wearer I am ecstatic about this

    2. QUIZ IDEAS

    Which character from kpop demon hunters are you? Leaning heavily on an interpretation of huntr/x and possibly everyone else as queer

    Who is keeping you warm this cuffing season, e.g. your cat, your vibrator, your ex, an emotionally unavailable service top, the romantic butch of your dreams

    Who are you or what is your fate in a hallmark-style sapphic christmas movie, e.g. move back to your small and quaint hometown to be with your original queer awakening with whom you’ve finally ended up after all these years, stay in the big city with your hard femme fiancee who doesn’t care if you live or die, become the next Santa clause, watch your girlfriend get seduced away by a non-binary Christmas tree seller with soft eyes and strong arms and a wardrobe of nothing but flannel but cheating on you is allowed because you have to work on Christmas, narrate the love story for two sapphics you don’t know while committing random acts of magical mischief to bring them together

    What piece of winter decor are you, e.g. inflatable reindeer, very consensual mistletoe, string of popcorn and cranberries, the tree itself, one of those flashy house installations with projections and a pentatonix playlist that people can tune in to on their radio as they get near, oops I forgot to make this queer but I bet you can

    Which queer-owned business should you support for small business Saturday!

    Get meta: which autostraddle Sunday quiz are you?

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  5. Utility Belt answer is accurate.

    Quiz idea: have we ever done a which queer or queer-coded Charlize Theron character are you? This may be very specific to my niche interests, but I feel like there’s enough there to work about. Same for Cate Blanchett.

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