Quiz: What’s Your Role at the Queer Dinner Party?

Happy Sunday! I feel like this stretch between Halloween and Thanksgiving is a perfect time for hosting dinner parties. It’s before the holiday schedule gets too wild and after we’ve settled into fall a bit. What I’m saying is I hope to both throw a queer dinner party soon and also be invited to one! Take note!

For this quiz, you will answer questions as if you were planning a queer dinner party of your own, and then I will tell you what your role is at it. Your result may feel like an attack, but that’s what I’m here for. 😈

What is Your Role at the Queer Dinner Party?

What’s the ulterior motive of your gay dinner party?(Required)
What’s the dinner party’s vibe?(Required)
What’s the first cold course?(Required)
What’s the hot appetizer?(Required)
What’s the signature beverage?(Required)
What’s the soup course?(Required)
What’s the main course?(Required)
What’s the side?(Required)
What’s for dessert?(Required)
What party activity are you doing post-dinner?(Required)
What’s the music playing during the dinner party?(Required)
What are you talking about most during the dinner party?(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The AV Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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7 Comments

  5. “The Doomsday Gay
    Yes, you are having a lovely time, but you WILL remind everyone about the general state of horrors the queer community is currently facing. You can connect any conversation topic back to Trump and also climate change.”

    How did you get this accurate read of me as someone who’s not even in the US! :D

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