I cannot believe it has taken me this long to do a rock-themed quiz! I am, after all, a certified lover/collector of Cool Rocks. In fact, I love cool rocks so much that my wife proposed to me with a ring inside of a cool rock instead of in a boring little box! Whether you too love cool rocks or are just looking to briefly escape the horrors by taking a personality quiz online, it’s time to find out what lesbian gemstone you are!!!! Neat!
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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came here to comment that i CRIED reading your “im a cool rock lesbian” proposal story article.
also im an emerald. facts.
Tourmaline!
Moonstone!
It’s a big rock. I can’t wait to tell my friends. They don’t have rocks that big.
“Emerald – chaotic evil femme alert!” I guess it’s pretty true in some ways, but I don’t actually have any *fancy* gems, just lots of hematite and earth toned ones. Am I chaotic? Sigh, yes.