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8 couples competing in the Autostraddle Elite 8.

Autostraddle March Madness: Canon vs. Fanon — Elite 8

Yeah, I’m not sure March Madness is doing much for my sanity.

By Natalie
The 16 couples that made it to the next round!

Autostraddle March Madness: Canon vs. Fanon – Sweet 16

Some of these choices are going to really test your loyalty!

By Natalie

On Riverdale, Cheryl Blossom Lives in Her Own Lesbian Gothic Fairytale Now

Toxic marriage! Psychedelic mushrooms! Serial killer weddings! This Riverdale midseason finale has it all.

By Kayla
Collage of the 32 couples remaining in this round of voting.

Autostraddle March Madness: Canon vs. Fanon – Round 2

32 couples remain!

By Natalie
The 16 canon and fanon couples from the Baby Gays round of March Madness voting!

Autostraddle March Madness: Canon vs. Fanon – Baby Gays

Just remember: it only gets harder from here on out!

By Natalie
Cheryl Blossom stands on the sidelines of a Riverdale football game in her cheerleading coaching gear.

“Riverdale” Episode 509 Recap: Betty Cooper Enters Chaos Mode

I’m simply begging these characters to go to therapy.

By Kayla
Cheryl Blossom in Riverdale

“Riverdale” Episode 508: Let’s Have a Key Party

Cheryl Blossom outdoes herself by throwing a vengeful key party. You read that correctly!

By Kayla
Cheryl and Toni face off in their various

“Riverdale” Episode 507 Recap: Cheryl and Toni Are Frenemy-Exes Now, and it Rules

Frightening at times and hilarious at others, it’s another chaotic but great episode of Riverdale that absolutely justifies the time-jump this season.

By Kayla
Madelaine Patsch as Cheryl Blossom

Riverdale Episode 506 Recap: We’re Far From the Shallow Now

Ah yes, it’s once again time for the “epic highs and lows of high school football.”

By Kayla
Toni Topaz in Roverdale episode 503

“Riverdale” Episode 505 Recap: Toni Topaz, at Last, Is a Main Player

These characters sure do love to self-sabotage!

By Kayla
Vanessa Morgan as Toni Topaz

“Riverdale” Episode 504 Recap: Let’s Time-Jump, Baby!

Find out what these characters have been up to for the past 2,555 days!

By Kayla
Cheryl and Toni on graduation day.

Riverdale Episode 503 Recap: All The Times We Had Together

Betty Cooper is like actually high school sucks, and you know what? True.

By Kayla
anessa Morgan as Toni Topaz

“Riverdale” Episode 502 Recap: Is It Just Me Or Were There More Murders Than Usual?

Things I was reminded of while watching this episode: the serial killer gene, cannibal meat pies, and Andy Cohen existing in the Archieverse.

By Kayla

“Riverdale” Episode 501 Recap: Cheryl Blossom and Toni Topaz Are Prom Queens But At What Cost

Drama for Archie and Veronica; trauma for Cheryl and Toni; murder mystery for Jughead and Betty. Just some classic Riverdale romance in the air!

By Kayla

“Riverdale” Season Finale 4 Recap: The Darkness Within

A disorienting and disturbing finale shows Riverdale at its finest a.k.a. most chaotic.

By Kayla

“Riverdale” Episode 418 Recap: The Teens Are Not OK

David Lynch could never! Business rivalries, traumatic videotapes, and almost-cheating abound! Toni and Cheryl are present, but ARE THEY?!

By Kayla

“Riverdale” Episode 417 Recap: A Far Too Hetero “Hedwig”

Excuse ME, Cheryl and Toni should have sang “The Origin Of Love.”

By Kayla

“Riverdale” Episode 416 Recap: A Literary Society That Also Does Murders

“Are you really so delusional you would believe I would mastermind some elaborate conspiracy that caused the deaths of multiple people just to win a YA book contract?”

By Kayla

“Riverdale” Episode 415 Recap: No One Does Revenge Quite Like Betty Cooper

Jughead’s fate is finally revealed.

By Kayla

“Riverdale” Episode 414 Recap: Archie’s Mom Gets a Girlfriend (Meanwhile, Everyone is Framed for Murder)

Molly Ringwald playing queer! A QUEER MOM ON RIVERDALE!

By Kayla

“Riverdale” Episode 413 Recap: Stonewall Prep as Theater of Horrors

Mishel Prada is back as Hermosa and shares a dance with Cheryl and Toni.

By Kayla
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