Don’t you hate when you’re a teen and your teen friend’s murderous mother traps you in a dining room underneath her maple farmhouse to tell you all about her diabolical plan to destroy your hometown and accuses you of terrible sins that you must pay penance for in the form of an overnight game of life-or-death challenges in the woods?
Distinctly queer camp is increasingly part of Riverdale’s DNA. The gothic-glam horror keeps on outdoing itself.
Plus, Cheryl and Toni slow dance!
Oh great, now Toni’s in the farm, too.
Like Riverdale, Sabrina is paradoxically at its most enjoyable at its most off-the-rails and also in its more intimate, grounded character moments, and both shows have difficulty entwining the two.
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All lesbian breakups on TV should be told in song and dance in my opinion.
Cheryl Blossom really encapsulates that “Game Of Thrones But Make It Teen Drama” essence that represents Riverdale at its finest.
“Archers, draw; anchor your hand at the corner of your mouth; use your dominant eye. Now, relax my pretties. Release.”
It’s the horniest, gayest episode of Riverdale yet!
How about a little Valentine’s Day inspiration from your favorite fictional couples?
When was the last time the two queer women of Riverdale got any semblance of character development?
The dads of Riverdale are acting out.
Riverdale’s return to television after its winter break starts the way more episodes of Riverdale should start: with lesbian sex.
It’s our last TV list of 2018!
Teen asylum breakouts, maple syrup torture, hot moms who weld, mass seizures — this show really does have it all.
Where the hell is Cheryl? Do we think things will come full circle for her and she’ll be the one to break her dear cousin out of the Sisters Of Quiet Mercy? Does Riverdale have any real plans for her this season?
Parents love to lie, but Detective Betty is ON IT.
Life is a roleplaying game and the roleplaying game is life.