All lesbian breakups on TV should be told in song and dance in my opinion.
Cheryl Blossom really encapsulates that “Game Of Thrones But Make It Teen Drama” essence that represents Riverdale at its finest.
“Archers, draw; anchor your hand at the corner of your mouth; use your dominant eye. Now, relax my pretties. Release.”
It’s the horniest, gayest episode of Riverdale yet!
How about a little Valentine’s Day inspiration from your favorite fictional couples?
When was the last time the two queer women of Riverdale got any semblance of character development?
The dads of Riverdale are acting out.
Riverdale’s return to television after its winter break starts the way more episodes of Riverdale should start: with lesbian sex.
It’s our last TV list of 2018!
Teen asylum breakouts, maple syrup torture, hot moms who weld, mass seizures — this show really does have it all.
Where the hell is Cheryl? Do we think things will come full circle for her and she’ll be the one to break her dear cousin out of the Sisters Of Quiet Mercy? Does Riverdale have any real plans for her this season?
Parents love to lie, but Detective Betty is ON IT.
Life is a roleplaying game and the roleplaying game is life.
John Hughes meets Wes Craven in Riverdale’s fun but surprisingly emotional ’80s tribute.
Male power is a toxic, predatory force on the show, and the church is consumed by patriarchy that Sabrina tries to push back against, occasionally with the help of her aunts, the bubbly Hilda and the certified Witch Mommi Zelda.
“It’s not just sex, it’s love. It’s two people connecting, with four other people, and aliens.”
There are at least three shows happening at once right now.
Archie stars in a middling, trope-filled prison movie, but at least the season’s murder mystery is heating up. Also, I’m still worried about Betty!
Ah, yes. Cheryl Blossom is back. Riverdale is back. Let the beautiful chaos begin.
The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences — like Hollywood itself, and mainstream TV criticism — continues to be dominated by a voting block of mostly straight white men. So, for the first time ever, we’ve decided to host our own Autostraddle TV awards to coincide with the Emmys.