“Orphan Black” Episode 510 Recap: Goodbye to You
What a trip, man.
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“Orphan Black” Episode 509 Recap: An Angry Angel Gets Her Wings
The babies are coming, the babies are coming!
“Orphan Black” Episode 508 Recap: The Storm
Everyone is happy, just for a minute.
“Orphan Black” Episode 507 Recap: Eye of the Storm
Rachel is fucking metal and don’t you ever forget it again.
“Orphan Black” Recap 506 Recap: Two Truths and a Lie (and a Lie and a Lie)
Krystal’s going to accidentally destroy DYAD all by herself, isn’t she?
“Orphan Black” Episode 505 Recap: Defy Them
Kiss the girls you wanna kiss.
“Orphan Black” Episode 504 Recap: It’s Not A Bear
Cosima, you are the leading lesbian on this show! Stop stomping around in the dark looking for monsters!
“Orphan Black” Episode 503 Recap: Welcome to the Trip, Alison
Orphan Black takes us back to the very beginning and introduces us to Alison all over again.
“Orphan Black” Episode 502 Recap: Crushed
A very horrible death and a surprise visit from an angel.
“Orphan Black” Episode 501 Recap: Once More, With Feeling(s)
It wasn’t a death dream! Our favorite beautiful bisexual genetic science mastermind is alive!
Orphan Black Episode 305 Recap: Sestra, Sestra
Cosima scores with Canada’s favorite lesbian dating app, and Helena and Sarah break each other’s hearts.
Orphan Black Episode 303 Recap: My Milkshake Brings All the Clones to the Yard
Alison and Donnie sell drugs like ice creams, Sarah and Art track down Mark, Cosima does a brain extraction, and Helena is flawless.
Orphan Black Episode 302 Recap: Mangoes Are Not the Only Fruit
Helena and Pupok go on a mango hunt, Alison becomes a pill pusher, Cosima gets sassy with science, and Sarah almost loses Kira again.
Orphan Black Episode 301 Recap: Clear Eyes, Straight Hair, Don’t Care
Delphine ramps the misandry up to eleven, and also breaks Cosima’s poor heart.
Orphan Black Episode 210 Recap : “By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried”
CLONE DANCE PARTY! CLONE DANCE PARTY! CLONE DANCE PARTY!
Orphan Black Episode 209 Recap: “Things Which Have Never Yet Been Don”
Then this show throws out the most shocking twist of all: Donnie is actually a competent human being! Oh no you guys… do I actually like Donnie now? Is this real life?
Orphan Black Episode 208 Recap: “Variable and Full of Perturbation”
They’re not gonna kill off Cosima, right? I swear to Jeebus, if they Chaiken Cosima I’m gonna be so pissed.
Orphan Black 206 and 207 MegaRecap! Road Trip to Family Day and Beyond
Welcome to a deluxe two-in-one review of the sixth and seventh episodes of season two of Orphan Black! These would have been up sooner, but things like A-Camp, A-Plague, and A-Pain of Returning to the Hetero World have sidelined me. So what did I miss? ALL THE THINGS, apparently.
Orphan Black Episode 205 Recap: Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est
Sarah explains to Helena that Felix is her brother, and she’s her sister, so Felix is one of the seestras, okay? Fair enough.
Orphan Black Episode 204 Recap: Governed As It Were By Chance
Felix describes Cosima and Delphine as “locked in a transgressive lesbian geek spiral bound to end in tears.” Little does he know he just described every lesbian relationship ever in the history of womankind.
Orphan Black Episode 203 Recap: Mingling Its Own Nature With It
While Sarah seems extremely comfortable roughing it up and peeing in the woods, Felix equates camping with being homeless in the country. Obviously he’s never been to A-Camp.