This week on Glee, the new kids finally got some lines! NOT THOSE KINDS OF LINES
This week on Glee, Sue Sylvester turns out to be a Klaine shipper and you’ll get “A Thousand Miles” stuck in your head again.
Brittany and Santana are going to the chapel, y’all. They’re gonna get married!
Everybody comes back to help us forget everything that happened while they were gone, like heterosexuality!
It’s the final season of Glee! Hold onto your butts!
Oh my god it’s the Glee season finale!! Did anything happen? I mean… kinda.
In which Santana doesn’t kiss any girls but she does wear a series of sexy outfits and boss everyone around while holding adorable puppies.
This week on Glee, “Funny Girl” opened and Santana came back!
This week on Glee, Blaine ate a lot of cronuts and everybody got tested for STDs!
The good news is that Mercedes is back, the bad news is that Kurt got gay-bashed.
This week on Glee, Blaine and Kurt got a lot of face time with each other’s faces/feelings, and Rachel went a little Shosh on us.
This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!
This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!
This week on Glee, everybody yelled at each other some more! Then there was a cool band at a hot club called CALLBACKS. Also, I think waitress uniforms are the new Cheerios uniforms.
This week on Glee, various lyrics were sung in bizarre contexts and everybody slapped everybody else in the face!
What drug were the Glee writers on while designing this year’s Christmas special? That question and more will not be answered in this week’s recap!
This week on Glee, everybody turned in to a muppet and Santana and Dani didn’t make out!
This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.
This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!
In which Kate takes over the Gleecap for a week and is unsure how to recap a tribute episode