If one quality ties the Christmas horror subgenre together, it’s an oddball, camp sensibility that almost always feels at least a little bit queer.

What if TikTok really did make us all gay?

I love a fucking weirdo narrator — a strange girl who’s always on the outside of things, always looking too closely at everything around her, drawing conclusions nobody wants to hear, perpetually unsure of how to be a human.

“I have strong sexual feelings for another good friend of mine. They have a partner already and are poly.”

Everyone give a round of applause to former Intern Hellmouth for her gay come up of the century on! Also, have you ever seen Maya and Carina happier on Station 19? Did your cheeks not just burst? And all about Netflix’s newest show 3 Body Problem with Sea Shimooka being very hot.

Give jobs to trans comics not because it’ll end the protests at your executive offices but because they’re really fucking funny and good at what they do.

Even if you’re not going through a divorce right now, here are some very pretty movies to look back at you while you blow snot bubbles into your t-shirt (no one is watching, it’s fine).

Rather than focus on individual, exceptional figures of toxic masculinity, Hammer wanted to explore masculinity as a cultural form that people of all genders can embody.

“Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?”

In which Kristen Arnett answers important questions, such as: Who were the biggest bottoms in Bottoms?

“I’m used to working with an all-queer team that has amazing creative ideas that are a little bit out of the box, so it feels like a perfect fit from my end.”

Straight women simply looooove asking us when we knew we were gay.

It was at this point in the series where I decided it should be renamed Gays Having Intense Conversations Under Fuzzy Blankets.

Plus! Updates on Survivor, Fantasy Island, The Rookie: Feds, Saint X, The Power, and All American!

“everyone act medium”

Plus updates on How I Met Your Father, The Watchful Eye, grown-ish, Truth Be Told, Station 19, and A Million Little Things.

This book contains, notably, an essay by Michelle Tea that is still ringing in my ears.

Finley’s Mom crashes a Thanksgiving episode with a spread that includes a Turkey Trot, a magic disappearing engagement ring, toxic Pumpkin Spice, alleged sexting and warm wine in a go-cup!

“I doubt that Santana was written from the jump with the intention to make her a lesbian, but sometimes that’s what a coming out journey feels like — like you’re in a show and the writers chose a new direction for your character mid-way through Season Two. You can still look back and find a way to make it all fit together, though. Stories and lives are fluid like that.”

Horror movies are for the depressed and anxious gays.