Also: Quiet Ann’s heart is shattered on Claws, Ackley Bridge is a little bit sweet and a little bit scary, Remy and Nova finally broke up on Queen Sugar, and updates on your favorite daytime TV!

In which I hope this is actually just an hour and half long PSA for heatstroke.

It’s time for another round of “there’s never been a better time to date a woman”!

Young M.A directed a porn and well, it’s porn!

Here’s an overview of the Women’s NCAA Tournament for fans and non-fans alike!

Gay updates on: Riverdale, Once Upon a Time, Life Sentence, 9-1-1, Legends of Tomorrow, The Fosters, and Grey’s Anatomy!

Test your ’90s lesbian/bisexual pop culture knowledge right here, right now.

And Ximena smooches Callie right on her mouth!

Topics include a tiny bit of info on “One Day at a Time,” the platonic trailers for Ocean’s 8 and Grace & Frankie Sean Four, Leonardo DiCaprio launching lesbian awakenings, Princess Cyd wants to confuse straight girls and so much more!

“By the end of the 1994 Winter Olympics, I was 12 years old and quite certain I’d picked the right side.”

Get that lesbian vampire space opera out of your head and onto the interwebs!

Mariah and Tessa smooched on The Young and the Restless, Maggie found love in an Irish place on Younger, and Ryan Murphy is still Ryan Murphy.

Season 2 of United States of Tara kicks things up a notch with homo-sexy goodness with Joey Lauren Adams and further explores her gay son Marshall’s sexuality. We met up with the woman of a thousand looks and accents to talk about straddling the line of gender roles and norms, her preparation for playing multiple characters within the same TV series, what major role she turned down and more!

The joke was that we had to have sex before the election, because if Donald Trump won, I never wanted to be touched again. It was a joke. A joke.

“Once in college I ate popcorn for seven straight meals. That’s over two days of nothing but popcorn.”

Max and Anne actually have a conversation, and so do Arizona and Webber. Allison moves in on The Real O’Neals. And it’s time to talk about Aubrey Plaza on Legion.

Lady Gaga & Beyonce’s “Telephone” video premiered tonight: a recap & a roundtable of opinions from our music team. OMG JAILYARD LESBIANS

Vendors who want you to get married more than they want to make money, making trans history at the Oscars, and more good news from around the world!

“I get up off the floor, reach for a long, heavy leek and a cutting board and my favorite knife, its weight in my palm like an amulet. I feel like a stranger in my own life, but I have seven hours and eight dishes left. There is work to be done.”

“Somehow convincing the convent that she genuinely wanted to take holy orders Julie entered the nunnery with her girlfriend. Around a month in an elder nun died of natural causes and the two of them saw their chance; putting the dead nun in the girlfriend’s bed they set the nunnery on fire and ran off into the night.”