It’s dark in here and I’m scared!

“i have taken a few pop quizzes on this and got back 100 straight which I am”

The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.

“To everyone’s credit, something they never tell you about as a child is the metaphorical cowboy snowman ready to do the devil’s bidding in a marriage, so who, really, is to blame here?”

As always: is anyone okay?

Guess who are still not okay?

Heterosexual tomfoolery round up!

“Something I’m curious about is if straight coupling has always stood on a foundation of contempt. “

Does anyone know what’s happening.

Nature is healing.

Siri, play “The Despair in a Man’s Eyes (Ft. Woman’s Euphoric Denial)” at full volume.

It doesn’t really matter what you watch as long as it has a few good scares. But why not bond with your crush over some very pointed queer horror? Here’s a list of ten films to watch this Halloween based specifically on what type of crush is currently haunting you.

You — yes, YOU! — can save our favorite queer sitcom One Day at a Time. All you have to do is watch it tonight (and the next three weeks) on CBS.

Staceyann Chin’s got some explaining to do.

The “equal rights” angle wasn’t working so some gay marriage advocates are switching it up.

A mini-edition of “Straight People Watch.” Also, Roxane Gay’s favorite things of 2019, menstrual cups can save you, and the history of Playboy’s first black cover girl.

Glee did about 100 things wrong but it also did some things very, very, very right.

This show forces straights to do what lesbians do all the time — talk about their deepest fears and feelings, endlessly.

Some funny stuff, some serious stuff, and some funny yet serious stuff. A moody party, indeed.

Elliot Page will be honored at OutFest, The L Word The L Word The L Word, Ashley Nicole Black’s NYT profile, Beanie Feldstein and the trailer for American Crime Story: Impeachment, and more!