Should Chuck Hagel be Defense Secretary? Who cares! Go stick your nose back in that book if you ever want to be happy, little miss.

On Thursday, geeks and introverts met each other, girls in white got wet, everyone got wild and we all had mature discussions about intense topics like gender and being a queer woman of color!

In which new characters are introduced, Santana has to be photoshopped in and Kate Hudson wears nothing but lingerie for 44 minutes.

“The stageplay is the lesbian equivalent of a Mad Men affair, but with less misogyny and so much more at stake.”

Maggie Keenan-Bolger is interviewing queers, taking down histories and making plays, and she wants YOU to participate.

This week on The Real L Word, everyone fought about stupid shit and something terrible happened and there was a lot of crying.

The Episcopal House of Bishops recently approved a blessing for same-sex couples in an overwhelming 111-41 vote.

This is by far the best thing to happen this month. Maybe this lifetime.

In high school Mitt Romney and his friends jumped some kid and forcibly cut off all his hair while he screamed and cried. Romney thinks this is mostly NBD.

Things get really intense in Episode Two of Lip Service Season Two. Didn’t this show used to be fizzy and fun?

Brittani attended the GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles. Peeta was there so maybe that’s why she ate a lot of bread.

Donald Trump does something not-awful for once, Bully gets a PG-13, Alaska votes against being nice to gay people, and other stories we missed this week.

If you can handle the rain, you’ll be handsomely rewarded by my beloved hometown of Vancouver, one of the gay-friendliest cities in Canada!

It’s a new internet show. With lesbians. GET EXCITED.

“The manager said that our behaviour was inappropriate and that it was a family friendly establishment and it wasn’t acceptable there,” Duckworth said.”

More Big Bang Theory, Community, and Parks and Rec on Autostraddle — where dreams come to come true. Including Brittani’s “Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps.”

Adam Lambert strikes several poses, Cat Cora says family keeps her perfect couple together, SFTU Gays — good or evil, lutheran clergy likes you a lot, Tinkerbell rocks the house and NSFW Sundays!

Guys, meet Crystal! Obama appoints a lesbian as Chief Judge of US Court of Federal Claims, there is a new French movie with sexy/psycho lesbian sex, and we are confused about Meghan McCain.

King & Spaulding, the law firm Boehner tapped to defend DOMA in court, has withdrawn from the case. THIS IS AWESOME NEWS.

Is it significant that I eat bananas as I write this?