Methodology: For GLAAD’s third annual report, we divided our analysis of reports into two sections (network & cable) and found neither section provided statistics that specifically addressed lesbian, gay and transgender characters as independent groups, therefore requiring us to read every word to get some info about the ladies. We suspect this decision was made because lumping gays, lesbians, transpeople and bisexuals together makes it less depressing.

I AM VAMPIRE

If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.

I’m confused a lot, but happy Friday!

People that you care about won awards for things! It’s Queen Latifah’s birthday and also the birthday of 17 Great Dane puppies, like actually for real! And there was a lady on the cover of WIRED Magazine, and also baby elephants, and also straight America is coming around to marriage equality, and hey have we told you yet today that WE LOVE YOU.

Languish in the glory of your sexy geekdom. Includes Harry Potter related photography.

Just when you thought Glee couldn’t get any gayer…

Please say you love me back.

You know those crass addictive online purity tests you take every now and then to see what kind of badass you’ve become? Here’s one for your inner and outer lesbian.

Talk about speed-dating.

“NPR is like a blanket; my parents didn’t believe in listening to music in the car and I did not really know there were other radio stations until my older sister drove me home from ice skating one day and my 6 year old brain exploded.”

The only thing that would’ve made it more lesbiany is if there had been a lesbian in it, or if Brittany and Santana had made out.

Gaga acknowledged Madonna’s existence and the world didn’t end!

George W. Bush’s daughter Barbara Bush has released a video supporting gay marriage equality. For real.

This is the true story of seven team members and twelve interns picked to sleep on the floor and have their lives photographed, cartooned, tweeted, blogged, facebooked and autostraddled. Find out what happens when lesbians [and interns who claim to not be lesbians] stop being polite and start getting real queer!

P!nk’s new music video focuses on teen issues, plus new music from An Horse and an amusing new album/video from Amanda Fucking Palmer.

In which we try to understand what is going on with healthcare/Obamacare/caring in general, and conclude that it is generally advisable to make sure we take our multivitamins and wash our hands frequently.

We have a guest-poster today who wants you to have the greenest orgasm ever. (Also, other things!)

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily’s Mom tries to cockblock Emily’s burgeoning lesbian love affair with Maya.

The last 20 minutes were some of the best I’ve seen on this show. It was fun and quality and featured all those verbs they sing about in that opening song we all cream over. Um, fighting, winning, fucking, whatevs. Up until that? Blah blah podcasts blah love cindy blah. You get the picture.