“All horror is queer culture, as is Halloween as you correctly stated, and the 1970s in general, AND all final girls are queer culture in a very specific way that can only be discussed when you’re extremely high during a full moon.”

Happy Sunday! The Republicans are STRESSED, Isabella Rotman is letting you take home your very own A-Camp flag print, and surprise! Women look amazing in a suit!

We may not live in four-berry households, but we are definitely living four-berry lives.

We’ve got Mike Pence as the Demagorgon, leprosy-based seduction (like you do), and threesomes with your boss!

We’re looking for a Fashion/Beauty Editor and a few new Staff Writers to join our team! Also: we pay!

You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!

I’m guest editing an essay series for Autostraddle next month and am looking for personal essays about how your black queer life has been saved or influenced by art in all forms, from television to sculpture.

“Today in the bisexual celebrities beat, I have fucking died”

Extreme itchy scratchies, body-positive parenting, fat pregnant femme feelings, nesting, dill pickles, Korean pancakes and more as I fly past the eight-month mark.

Soda tastings are great if you’re underage, you and/or your friends don’t drink alcohol, or you just want to mix it up. Also, soda’s way cheaper than wine. Wine tastings are so 2000 and late.

We’re looking for an ambitious business-savvy Southeast Michigan-based leader with big ideas who can take Autostraddle to the next level.

“Just tried a paleo/gluten free baked good because the cute coffee shop girl said they were good, but they were gross. Feeling very betrayed right now.”

“The threat to move to Michigan was always made in a specific context: some element of my life fell apart and I didn’t know how to fix it or myself.”

Queer prom adventures, Frosted Mini Wheats and bees!

This standalone issue isn’t just a perfect place to jump on, it’s one of my favorite single issues so far this year.

“I think you can put so many people of color on TV shows, but until there are more people of color who are making those decisions to put those actors and actresses in those roles, we’re not quite at that point yet. We need more Shonda Rhimes in our lives.”

There’s so much in store for you at the Autostraddle Store.

The Lumberjanes are back! This time they have to deal with mysterious forest apes, campers from the near-by boy’s camp and a whole lot more. We also exclusively have the complete, official playlist from this issue!

I want to say things like “white people” without someone telling me we’re in a post-racial society and I wanna be surrounded by love that reminds me of my grandma’s house.

While Sarah seems extremely comfortable roughing it up and peeing in the woods, Felix equates camping with being homeless in the country. Obviously he’s never been to A-Camp.