In which I review Valencia and talk to Michelle Tea for 15 minutes. // “We were not gay. We were queer. We were dykes. We were really against the man and capitalism and always aware of everything that was unfair and unjust.”

Mondays are really hard so let’s all take a break and enjoy the glorious gift that is The 100 Most Stylish dapperQs.

Welcome to the club, AB Chao! Your membership card is in the mail (with the toaster).

After many (many) hours, you’ll have a quilt all ready to grace your bed, sofa or chair with its warmth, charm and I-made-that-ness.

Meet Alison, creative DIY goddess and author of InstaCraft: Fun and Simple Projects for Adorable Gifts, Decor, and More, and learn how to make an Autostraddle-inspired “A” pendant!

Let’s just go right ahead and kick off this recap with a gif of Alex. Let’s make that a thing that we do, okay?

It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.

It’s the most delicious time of year! You should join your local Straddlers for some 3D brunchy realness.

Nothing brings lesbros together more than shoving eggs into exciting holes!

Lesbian criminals who are members of an international drug cartel, what the fuck else is up.

Topics include Cosby sweaters, depression, The Chive, Chloë Sevigny, Gabby Hoffman, PTSD, murder in San Bernardino County, undocumented immigrant activism and moar!

In which we discuss the pros and cons of double-ended dildos at length.

Fortunately, people DO come with a user manual, you just have to verbally speak it into existence.

I want to subtitle this post: Because why the eff not.

A good bartender knows not only how to keep you at that perfect level of tipsy while celebrating, but also when to hand you a drink and let you wallow. Now YOU can be that bartender.

Feedly really shit the bed this week, so let’s give the brand new Digg Reader a try!

“When you’re surrounded by so many queers celebrating queer, you feel normal by default.”

Come hang out with other Autostraddlers in NYC and witness Julie Goldman being hilarious! Discounted tickets! Priority seating!

Cher’s role as Mother To All Queers is good enough reason for every single human being reading this article to sit down, shut the fuck up, and listen to some goddamn pop music.

In no particular order, here are some apps I’d like to try this summer. Some of them are like, *brain explodes* THE FUTURE IS NOW.