Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, a segment where four artists take turns delighting you with their whimsy, facts and punchlines on Saturday mornings! Our esteemed cartoon critters are Cameron Glavin, Anna Bongiovanni, Megan Praz and Yao Xiao. Today’s cartoon is by Megan!
Saturday Morning Cartoons: Fully-Functional Adult, The Game!
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Megan Praz
Megan Prazenica is an animator/artist from Pittsburgh, PA. She now lives LA and life has been interesting ever since. When Megan isn't making art comics, or video games, she can be found wrecking havoc on the ultimate frisbee field as her alter-ego, "Bacon." Catch up with her on her website, her tumblr or tweet @MeganPraz.
Megan has written 42 articles for us.
My XP for today is 2,600 according to this. Not bad for a Saturday.
Yes. This is my life, everyday (minus the “grooming”).
I lose this game every time…
Tell me about it.
Love the reference buried in there. As for the fully-functioning adult game, I stopped playing years ago as it’s steeped in diurnal biases, and I’m nocturnal. Besides, I have a nasty tendency to forget deodorant, too. :(
I’ve been playing this game for a few months now and it is so real! Especially the no-snooze part.
Well, I did eat breakfast! It’s a Sunday anyway, I’ll try again tomorrow. This game is hard.
brushing AND flossing? no. I only remember to floss the two weeks before I have a dentist appointment.
Points for even 2 weeks ahead time.
I guess I usually do pretty okay! Except I never turn on the burner for breakfast. I’m sure this loses me points somehow…