As you may or may not know, women invented beer, iced coffee is iconically gay and vampires drink blood and all vampires are pansexual and ALSO once we devoted an entire month of content to sparkling beverages? What I mean to tell you is basically this: lesbians are all over beverage history. We love to take a drink from assorted fountains of love and affection and each other and also of the world. But which drink are you? Okay, let’s find out:
Riese is the 43-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
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a protein shake………how dare u
i told ya
I will happily take the Craft Beer description even if I’ve recently accepted that I just don’t like IPAs.
So glad I am oat milk. Turn me into a matcha latte.
Anyone else’s first thought Shannon Beveridge?
oh man that would’ve been a really funny answer for me to have had in here
Even before knowing what the options were I was like “I’d be one of those giant-ass jugs of water”. And the I took the quiz and got …an enormous reusable water bottle of ice cold water.
10/10 for accuracy.
never felt more seen than as hot tea. that’s exactly what I am, a proud twenty-something grandma without grandchildren
well that is beautiful!
Shot of tequila with a slice of lime. These always surprise me! Maybe I have secret sides that I’m unaware of. Fun!
100% correct that I am a large reusable bottle of water. But I am ambient temp, not ice cold—I do not cater to US American preferences :)
Canned seltzer it’s true! I am a little bit bubbly and a little bit sweet. Oh i miss the free La Croix at departmental events now I’m the wrong side of the Atlantic
I got canned seltzer, which I hate and therefore consider to be a very homophobic result.
hmm
Yuck. Canned seltzer?
Tequila with a shot of lime. Heck yeah! Let’s go!
Same!!
I don’t drink anymore but when I did bourbon was my drink of choice. Love it