Hello, it’s your queer career advisor here! Have you been wondering recently if it’s time to get a new job, or ideally any job at all? If so, then it’s your lucky day because this quiz will help you discover the truth of your career aspirations…if you were the protagonist of a lesbian romance novel!
Surprisingly, typical jobs in lesbian romance novels have little overlap with very gay jobs in real life, but in my short time training as a lesbian romance novel job advisor, I’ve discovered that these careers are perfect if you want to spend most of your time marinating in sexual tension with co-workers as opposed to doing any real work.
While I’m yet to attain formal qualifications as a guidance counselor, I’m very confident that this quiz will be at least as useful as any career advice you received at school, but please think carefully before using the result to make any drastic life changes.