Welcome back to No Filter, our weekly frolic through the fields of celesbian Instagram. This week, one of those Australian Bachelor ladies did a topless photo shoot and I was going to link to a source that isn’t the Daily Mail but it seems like nobody else quite had their fingers on the pulse of whatever’s going on with those two. Anyway, they’ve broken up and now this is happening. Also, TMZ thinks this (alleged) lesbian is ready for spring, and that she finally looks like “an actual Kardashian/Jenner sister,” whatever that means (what does that mean?). Give us your theories in the comments.
🌼 🌸 🌺 Kendall Jenner is spring ready 🌼 🌸 🌺 pic.twitter.com/2BGdQlIQ3T
— TMZ (@TMZ) March 14, 2017
Anyway, we’ve got a lot of important matters at hand so let’s check in with everyone else who’s ready for spring.
— Theeyoncé (@Theezus6) March 10, 2017
First and foremost, YES I DO SEE A LITTLE GIRL IN JANELLE MONÁE’S KNEE. Moreover, Janelle does not seem to deny this allegation.
I have no witty comment about this photograph, I just wanted you to be aware of Brittani Nichols looking cute in swimwear.
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Another pinch me moment!! Announcing my first novel Mirror, Mirror, coming out this October! SO EXCITED !!! Mirror, Mirror is a twisty coming-of-age story about sixteen year old friends Red, Leo, Naima and Rose who are all trying to figure out who they are and navigate the minefield of school and relationships. Until it all changes one day… (que scary music 😵) I love these characters so much, I love what they stand for, what this story represents. The process of putting this novel together has been life changing and something I hold really close to my heart!! I cannot wait to share with everyone! You can pre-order Mirror, Mirror now by clicking on the link in my bio… lets start one big virtual book club!!! Cause I want us to talk about this time in life, self discovery, friendship, pain, triumph!! Being a teenager!! The experiences that shape YOU! #MirrorMirror
Hey, remember when Cara was in Paper Towns and a sexist interviewer asked her if she had read the book? WELL SHE WROTE ONE.
Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual’s band were on the Tonight Show, playing their new song “Today.” The least surprising thing about this video is the fact that Evan has a lava lamp in her practice space.
Very Famous Millennial eats ice cream.
It feels slightly rude for Torraine to be this goodlooking.
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I enjoyed spending the day hiking with @therealsararamirez. Getting a fresh perspective on the world while chatting intersectional feminism and media with a new friend is a lovely way to spend #iwd2017. ・・・ #repost #DayWithoutAWoman @smartassjen & I stand in solidarity with our #LGBTQ+ #Women #WomenOfColor all around the world!
Jen Richards and Sara Ramirez went on a hike because in LA nobody walks unless it’s a hike, and it’s not a hike unless you take pictures.
Hahahahahaha what’s Queen Latifah doing in this column?!
I’ve been dealing with serious decorating envy ever since Lauren Morelli posted this photo and I’m honestly still reeling. This does not look like an ideal place to work but it does look like a perfect nap space.
Assuming Annie Clark’s DMs exploded shortly thereafter.
Join us next week, when we will have an exclusive interview with Janelle Monáe’s knees.