This post is sponsored by Eve’s Toys.
You already know the basics about buying a vibrator — maybe you already have one or two laying around your bedroom. If you’ve found yourself falling into a rut with your go-to, though, and are wondering if there’s something more, the answer is yes, Virginia, there definitely is. Whether you’re looking for external stimulation, G-spot pleasure, or both, there’s so much more out there to explore!
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Next-Level External Vibrators
1 / Marvelous Bunny (50% discount)
2 / Eden Climaxer (50% discount)
3 / Jimmy Jane Love Pods Halo Massager (25% discount)
A go-to external vibrator is a must-have, and if that’s a kind of stimulation you’re into you likely already have a basic one, whether it’s a wand, a bullet or another shape altogether. However, much like oranges are not the only fruit, direct, singular vibration isn’t the only kind of external stimulation. For something different, try the powerful dual motors of the Marvelous Bunny; the pinpoint stimulation feels amazing on a clit, nipples, or anywhere else you can imagine. For a unique sensation meant to reproduce the feeling of receiving oral, the Eden Climaxer surrounds your clit with textured silicone and a flickering tonguelike tip; lots of water-based lube completes the experience. For something totally new and out of this world, the flower-inspired Love Pods Halo Massager will “nestle between your petals” and provide indescribable sensations: “cyclonic vibration,” swirling, and even suction. The pods inside the vibrator each have their own individual motor, which “swirl from one point to the next in a circular pattern, so your love bud is pampered from every angle.”
Groundbreaking G-Spot Vibrators
1 / Fun Factory Stronic Pulsator (5% discount)
2 / Me2 Probe (50% discount)
3 / We-Vibe Unite
4 / Vibrating Joystick (50% discount)
The perfect G-spot stimulation is an elusive golden ring, shrouded in the mists of sex toy possibility. If you haven’t found what’s perfect for you yet, maybe it’s time to try a new sensation. There’s nothing else quite like the Stronic Pulsator — our reviewer says that “It feels more substantial, and moves differently, than just your average vibrating dildo. It’s heavy, and it moves back and forth rather than side to side.” It’s designed for people who are looking for the feeling of getting fucked rather than just vibration, and if that’s your dream this might be the way to live it. For those who would like to get actually fucked with a vibrating G-spot toy, the Me2 Probe is designed to be worn by someone and penetrate someone else, and give mutual stimulation for both partners. While there are plenty of vibrating dildos (and dildos you can fit a bullet vibe into), the Me2 is specifically designed for G-spot or P-spot stimulation with a bulbous 1.5” tip. The We-Vibe Unite can also be used during partnered penetrative sex, with an internal arm for G-spot pleasure that can be used during sex or even worn as a panty vibrator — a remote lets you control the vibration from up to 9.5 feet away. For the ultimate in versatility, the Joystick can “bend and pleasure where needed alone or shared with a friend,” with dual motors on either end for mutual stimulation or just double the pleasure, double the fun for you!
Rabbit-Style Vibrators
1 / Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit (10% discount)
2 / G-Spin Silicone Spinning Clit Stimulator (50% discount)
The rabbit-style vibrator is a classic for a reason — who doesn’t want to have it all? If you’re ready for more than even the combined internal/external stimulation of the traditional Rabbit, though, these toys have got you covered and then some. If you’ve tried any of the suction toys from the Satisfyer Pro line, you know how incredible their open-tipped clitoral stimulators feel; the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit combines “touch free” puffs concentrated on your most sensitive spot with the added benefit of a G-Spot massage,” and the controls allow you to use the two sources of stimulation together or separately. For the specific feeling of oral sex while being penetrated, the G-Spin provides the feeling of tiny lapping tongues along with a five-speed shaft for internal massage.
Visit Eve’s Toys and enter code AUTO at checkout for 50% off 1 item & free shipping on orders over $20 in the US. (Note: Some items are only eligible for free shipping and a partial discount. These items are noted in the post.) 100% satisfaction guarantee.
That G-spin looks like something that could work well for me as a trans woman-ish person. I take there is separate controls for the spinning part?
Psst, I think some of the paragraphs got switched around.
Also: probe as a sexy word for sex toys. Y or N? I’m leaning heavy into no.
Yay for sponsored posts!
I’ve gotten pretty intimate with the Me2 Probe, and it is definitely not a vibrator. Still a fun toy though (and I agree with Holly, “probe” is always a weird word for a sex toy)
That G-spin looks like something that could work well for me as a trans woman-ish person. I take ukwritings is separate controls for the spinning part – nice thanks a lot