Name A More Iconic Pair: More Internet Haikus

like but don’t follow
there are these things called manners
and you should get some

a fb thesis:
finding notes on your windshield
is life’s greatest threat

a twitter thesis:
everybody should log off
everyone but me

a snapchat thesis:
i love my face but also
here’s it differently

a linkedin thesis:
alienating old friends
is a thing that’s cool

a reddit thesis:
have you considered this thing
but different and worse

a buzzfeed thesis:
we’re all hurtling towards death
why not take this quiz

what’s that word scrolling
a celeb’s instagram page
a word like sadness

the movie the purge
but a digital version
after a breakup

saw a license plate
that said HAHAHA and wow
that’s me on the net

my life’s greatest joy
is my real face when i type

sometimes when i give
an accidental ‘liked it’
it’s like, ‘they need this’

and the other times
when i like on accident
girl they don’t need this

twitter’s ‘back to top’
is a gentle reminder
that that’s enough, friend

‘you’re invisible’
it’s like, wow, okay, gmail
not necessary

what’s adobe want
from me and from everyone
is it surrender

screengrab and no chill
name a more iconic pair
oh i’ll wait for sure

as far as friendship
hell i’ll friend anybody
holler at ur girl

hey here’s an idea
no more lilo articles
can she live or no

rip to vine
your running mans, your mashups
we hardly knew thee

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  1. buzzfeed thesis wins. your cleverness is matched only by your stylish ability to lie face down in peat moss.

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