I Think My Girlfriend Is Drugging My Dog

I Suspect My Girlfriend Is Drugging My Dog

Q:

My dog is… a lot. I've had him for seven years, since he was a puppy. My girlfriend isn't a dog person, but she’s come to love him and has done her best to adapt to his presence in our lives since we've moved in together. I've made sacrifices too, like crating him at night instead of letting him sleep in our bed.

He's around 40 pounds, he jumps on everybody who enters his immediate radius and he's always bouncing off the walls regardless of how much time I spend walking him or taking him to the dog park. He wants to eat everything and he gets very upset when we kiss or touch each other instead of paying attention to him. I tried everything with this guy when he was younger, inclu...

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