Holiday Gift Guide: Upgrade Everything in Bed with These Sexy Classics

This post is sponsored by Eve’s Toys.

Even in the fast-paced world of sex toys, with its constant flurry of new products, sensations and materials, there are some old standbys — classics, if you will. For those of us who like to go back to the dependable, perfect fit of pleasure we love over and over again, it’s hard to imagine improving on a classic. These eight picks have everything you love in your favorite standbys, with upgrades and perks to make them the luxury you or a loved one deserve this holiday season. You’ve been very good this year; treat yourself!

Visit Eve’s Toys and enter code AUTO at checkout for 50% off 1 item & free shipping on orders over $20 in the US. (Note: Some items are only eligible for free shipping and a partial discount. These items are noted in the post.)

Njoy Plug Large*

The Njoy Pure Plug is one of the most glowingly reviewed products on Autostraddle dot com; to quote our reviewer, “So would I recommend the Njoy Pure Plug? Duh! Did you just read that review? I sound like one of those people just discovering their clits for the first time!” The weight, smoothness and overall high quality of Njoy toys has made them beloved of many diehard fans; the only regret on the part of our highly enthused reviewer was that they wished they had gone for the largest size. Give yourself the gift of the large Njoy Pure Plug this year.

* 10% discount

Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration*

The Satisfyer range of toys have long been fave picks for anyone who’s into suction sensations; the Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration keeps the pressure waves of the classic Satisfyer while adding vibration for a truly luxurious and intense experience. The pressure and vibration can also be controlled separately, so you can have whatever you’re in the mood for. Those who are already fans of the Satisfyer’s unique sensation will be pleased to know they’re in for 11 different levels of sucking intensity, which honestly just sounds incredible. 11!

* 50% discount

Thruster Dual Vibrator*

A rabbit-style toy is already a real home run of a concept. Best of both worlds! Why choose! Have both and also one hand free to do whatever else your heart tells you to do — touch a nipple, grab a butt, scroll through instagram, etc. The Thruster Dual gives you the pleasure of a rabbit plus the unique and fantastic sensation of thrusting motions and an angled G-spot-focused tip, and the Rabbit tip has seven different functions for “complete sheets-thrashing ecstasy.”

* 50% discount

Magic Wand Rechargeable*

What is there to say about the Magic Wand that hasn’t been said by virtually everyone you know or have ever hooked up with owning one? There are plenty of other wand toys, but also, it’s hard to improve on perfection. The only improvements that could possibly need to be made are right here in the Magic Wand Rechargeable — it’s finally cordless, which means you can use it on yourself, or others, or between yourself and others, wherever you want. On a train! Upon the plain! In the rain (probably don’t actually do that).

* 5% discount

Njoy Fun Wand*

As previously discussed, Njoy’s toys inspire intense devotion. Their perhaps most beloved toy, the Pure Wand, was originally designed for prostate stimulation and has also gained traction among g-spot stimulation enthusiasts. For both g-spot and p-spot sensations, Njoy fans will want to try the unique curves and graduated bulbs of the Fun Wand, which offer even more possibilities for pleasure in the form of deliciously weighty stainless steel, also perfect for temperature play.

* 10% discount

Evoke Strapless*

Strapless strap-ons offer penetrative play for both partners without the extra time or layer of a harness; while several models offer space for an insertable bullet vibe, the angle of the vibe on the Evoke is perfect for the most pleasure possible, and the textured pad for clitoral stimulation for the wearer is made of premium silicone. If you love using a strapless, give yourself the gift of a luxurious upgrade!

* 50% discount

Intimate Curves*

Sometimes going better isn’t going bigger; if wand-style vibrators are your thing, upgrade your life and your travel options with this smaller, sleeker version that keeps all the power of its larger iteration. Pack it in your suitcase, take it in the bath (it’s waterproof and submersible!) — and “release all your stress and tension,” or perhaps the stress and tension of a partner or two.

* 50% discount

Visit Eve’s Toys and enter code AUTO at checkout for 50% off 1 item & free shipping on orders over $20 in the US. (Note: Some items are only eligible for free shipping and a partial discount. These items are noted in the post.) 100% satisfaction guarantee. Remember to order before December 17th to make sure your purchases arrive before the holidays, and enjoy!

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  1. Well Merry Christmas me!!!

    I have an off brand magic wand (the real one isn’t available in Europe!) and I absolutely hate it now, it mostly just irritates me without any pleasure (even over clothes) or I come way too quickly as a purely physical reaction (like a sneeze when you try to pluck a nose hair) and the fun is over in two seconds.

    So time to treat myself for something new I guess!

    • merry christmas indeed! ;) i just got the cordless hitachi and it’s feels like a religious experience every time.

  2. Bless y’all. I’m in need of something new and this is an inspiration lol. I’m fortunate enough to live in the same area as Smitten Kitten but to those who aren’t, get at it!

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