Foolish Child #41: Foolish ACE Child

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I am a queer coparenting mama to Dickens Jr. Doodler by day, 911 dispatcher by night. All my favorite shows look better on Tumblr. I am two years and 450K words deep into constructing a fanfic called Ages and I'm never giving up on it. Bering & Wells.

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  1. How did I know this would be about a burrito? Could it be because I once sang “Just the Two of Us” to a burrito??

  2. Been there, it was after midnight at a 24 hour Mexican drive through. Woman handing the food didn’t act surprised, cause it’s burritos.

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