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How did I know this would be about a burrito? Could it be because I once sang “Just the Two of Us” to a burrito??
I’m pansexual and I do this to burritos too xD
Been there, it was after midnight at a 24 hour Mexican drive through. Woman handing the food didn’t act surprised, cause it’s burritos.
This is brilliant ! Also now I’m kinda hungry for burritos