comedy We Watched 13 Going on 30, One of the Best Magazine Movies of All Time Now that Autostraddle has entered the print media arena, we decided to revisit a classic. Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Reed Motti, and Riese Mar 14, 2026
first person Why Harper in ‘Happiest Season’ Wasn’t Toxic None of us were at our most generous during December 2020. Harper Caldwell — Apr 1, 2024
lgbt history Queer History Lesson: Every Member of the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band Was Bisexual It’s more important than ever that we pay tribute to these bisexual animatronics and their queer legacies. Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya — Apr 1, 2024
relationships 6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You” So your girlfriend didn’t come home last night, but that doesn’t mean she cheated on you! It might just mean that she’s a time traveler. Riese — Apr 1, 2024
astrology, tarot & witchcraft 6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents) I can be hard on myself but I can also be hard on other people. Sorry, Mom, I’m working on this one. Drew Burnett Gregory — Apr 1, 2024
beauty I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask The first step to wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask is finding the mask online. Riese — Apr 1, 2024
health I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years? Carmen Phillips — Apr 1, 2024
sex It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo It happens to all of us (right? RIGHT?): Sometimes you just have to get f*cked with a vegetable. Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya — Apr 1, 2024
comedy 8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends 2. Butterfly and seahorse tattoos Drew Burnett Gregory — Apr 1, 2024