These Planters cashews with a ‘normal’ amount of salt are good.
These Planters cashews with a ‘light’ amount of salt are not as good / disappointing.
These honey roasted Planters cashews are really good. It’s stupid how good these are. Wtf.
Laneia’s Team Pick: These Cashews
Did You Like This?
Independent queer media needs your support to survive. Become a member now so we can make more gay stuff like this.
Laneia
Laneia has written 311 articles for us.
Comments
Do you touch these lightly to your skin to make everyone fall madly and superficially in love with you based on the sent of salty goodness?
Never really been a fan of nuts…
But I might give these a shot.
Of course you’re not a fan of nuts. This is Autostraddle.
I’m sorry for excluding people who aren’t exclusively attracted to women, but I have an addiction to puns. I have like, pun Tourette’s.
As they say in Spanish, jajajajajajaja..
I’m pretty sure that’s french.
I know how you feel, because I’m pretty sure it’s Spanish. Let’s rumble over it!
it’s definitely not french.
I’m positive it’s French.
I think we can both disagree to agree that it’s Portuguese.
Maybe it’s arabic?
100% certain it’s German
Yesyesyesyesyesyes
immovable on this point
Das ist gut.
sehr, sehr gut!
I vote for german and spanish. partly because I as a german know that we like our “ja” a lot.
is no french. wouldn’t that be more like “ouiouiouiouioui”?
You guys. It’s obviously 1337.
I can attest to the fact that us Spanish speakers do use, among many other variations, “jajaja.”
However, let us not rumble over laughter; let us instead eat numerous kinds of cashews and laugh about the arbitrary nature of some (dare I say most?) onomatopoeias!
buenos times, ai-jeraison?
I think you interfered in some sort of in-joke, sugarbaby. OOOX.
Thanks for the heads up, lovedoll, that seems to be the case indeed. XXXO.
I’m allergic to peanuts (curse you Planters) but Blue Almond makes peanut-free Honey Roasted Almonds. I have eaten two cans in the past day–they are probably almost as good.
HOW CAN YOU BE ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS AND NOT BE ALLERGIC TO ALL THE NUTS.
i feel like i just found out that my parents had sex.
Peanuts are legumes, not real nuts. I’m sorry.
I can eat tree nuts, just not groundnuts (peanuts).
I’ve been allergic to them since before I knew that my parents were doing it on a regular basis.
This is me as well!
I am extremely happy that I can still eat other nuts,
although, from all the exclamations of pity that I get when people discover I can’t have peanuts, I’m now convinced that they’re supposedly the food of the Gods (next to beef jerky / naan bread / dukkah / muesli, of course)
And that, in another universe, peanuts would be my BFFF (Best Food Friend Forever).
Rest assured, peanuts are not particularly nice. Neither is peanut butter. I keep expecting it to be nice and then it always tastes like peanuts.
Peanuts and peanut butter are rarely nice to me. They almost always give me indigestion. You’re not missing out on much Elster.
What you need is a vision. That’s what George Washington Carver had.
the middle link made me giggle, i don’t know what i expected it to link to but that was better
I LOVE Cashews! <3
Cashews. Lime juice. Food processor. Put this on anything and be joyful.
salted cashews, yes. honey roasted peanuts, yes. honey roasted cashews…i didnt think id like them, not really sure why. but i figured, i love honey roasted peanuts, and i love regular salted cashews, so why not? yep…they are WIN!!
i freaking love cashews.
my roommate taught me a fancy way to make your own trailmix:
go to a corporation grocery store that has bulk bins of nuts and stuff, get a bag and put together your own awesome mix of nuts n raisins n seeds n shit (protip: add some reese’s pieces to the mix), label it as the store’s trailmix, and purchase it. it’ll probs save you some money, and you’ll feel like you’re one-upping your local corporation grocery store. PLUS REESES PIECES IN TRAILMIX IS TOTES THE BEST.
instead of labeling it as the store’s trail mix, buy the the things separately (but still in bulk)- trail mix is always more expensive than its ingredients! trust me, it’ll save you loads.
4-pack of Planters cashews with a ‘normal’ amount of salt = $18.51?!
Christ, you can get 20+ cans of beans for that.
Good call on the cashews though. They’re pretty tasty. Maybe one day I’ll strike it rich and not be such a penny pincher.
Laneia – can you do brands of peanut butter next?
My favourite is Peter Pan Honey Roasted Creamy. IT IS SO GOOD JESS.
It’s not true PB, here are my two favs:
1. Sunbutter–from sunflower seeds. The crunchy kind is so similar to PB that eating it always makes me double-check the label. Only downside is that it’s usually around $6 a jar.
2.Walmart sells a creamy soy butter (forgot brand name).
It is not nearly as awesome as Sunbutter, but delicious enough for $3 a jar.
have you ever had the honey roasted cashews in new york?
i will see your cashews and raise you the roasted peanuts you can buy in downtown crossings
fuck me those are delicious
Pretty much everything is better when honey roasted.
<3
One time I ate too many cashews and got really sick, but it was worth it. Luckily, I can still eat cashews. /story
I’m heartbroken, I went to the store today just to get the honey roasted cashews and they didn’t have them, I had to console myself with the honey roasted peanuts.
cashews make me feel oily on the inside, and not in a good way. but i still eat them despite that feeling. we never learn.
this is how i feel about macadamia nuts
except i don’t eat them, unless they’re in cookies.
What I love about cashews is biting them in half and running their smooth insides along my tongue. It is like the best texture ever.
yup, cashews are sexy little nuts ;)
Oh God help me I am completely obsessed. I bought the can on … wait. Yesterday. Bought the can yesterday. It’s more than halfway gone. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN and WHEN CAN I GET MORE.
Home page commenting widget bump.