This Christmas I’m gonna give you my heart,
You’re so beautiful, save me from Harge,
I’m hoping that you can wipe away my tears,
I want to let you know that you’re special
This Christmas I’m gonna give you my heart,
You’re so beautiful, save me from Harge,
I’m hoping that you can wipe away my tears,
I want to let you know that you’re special
The face of a lover with a fire in your heart,
We went under the covers, and then I tore you apart,
Now, that I’ve found real love it’ll never leave me again
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Targeted advertising tbh
Brilliant comment about Nixon
To the moon!
This Christmas I’m gonna give you my heart,
You’re so beautiful, save me from Harge,
I’m hoping that you can wipe away my tears,
I want to let you know that you’re special
This Christmas I’m gonna give you my heart,
You’re so beautiful, save me from Harge,
I’m hoping that you can wipe away my tears,
I want to let you know that you’re special
The face of a lover with a fire in your heart,
We went under the covers, and then I tore you apart,
Now, that I’ve found real love it’ll never leave me again
Good one
I can just picture your avatar saying this.
I vote for one about Abby and the redhead.
Oh to be an ice cube
“THERESE (matter of fact): Maybe he died.”
Ahahahaha I can HEAR her saying this in the exact same delivery of “Not at all, I haven’t though about him all day”
yes, that line, a highlight in a mane of highlights!!
If you haven’t seen this Carol parody with Kate McKinnon yet, you’re welcome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QljnNIBtaI
DAMN IT, Richard is back
I want this to be a thing so, so badly.
Does this mean a Waterlunar scene is next??
Oh good one !
By the thirtieth day we’re going to have the whole screenplay >_<
Lmao the part of them trying to kick at the revolving glass door. 10/10
FIIIIIIC PLEEEEEEEZE