It’s the most wonderful time of the year, even at Litchfield Penitentiary.
The Orange is the New Black crew has released the most real Christmas carol of all time, putting a very Litchfield spin on “The 12 Days of Christmas.” I watched this once and it turned into a lot of times and there is no doubt in my mind you will love this non-denominational song full of joy and cheer and also rounded things.
And so, without further ado, I present the Litchfield holiday choir.
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Carmen spent six years with Autostraddle, most recently as Community Director, Feminism Editor and Social Media Co-Director. She is now the Managing Digital Editor at Ms. , host of Bitch Media’s POPAGANDA podcast and Contributing Editor and co-founder of Argot magazine. Her words have also been published by BuzzFeed, ElixHER, Everyday Feminism, Girlboss, Mic, MEL, and Feministing, among others. Her successful work over the last decade in digital feminism—as a writer, social media maven and activist leader—has earned her the titles of “digital native,” “intimidating to some,” and “vapid and uninteresting.” Everything else you need to know about her you can find out at carmenfuckingrios.com.
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I think I just died
I almost fell on to the floor laughing. I had to stop myself cause I am at work.
And a chicken in the yard
I’m sure that “11 Pipers piping” wasn’t a euphism. Was it Alex?
euphemism. Why can’t we edit our posts?
My holigays are complete.