I fell in love with “The Amazing Race” and now I would like to ask “The Amazing Race” to fall in love with queer women.
Did Denise Richards cheat on her husband with Brandi Glanville? Are the best liars the ones who are very bad at lying? Let’s delve into the reality TV show where logic and kindness go to die.
This show forces straights to do what lesbians do all the time — talk about their deepest fears and feelings, endlessly.
Two bi girls bond over being bi girls! Also, straight people who only speak out against homophobia when it’s convenient for them are! the! worst!
“It’s not a fair comparison because Are You The One? was entirely queer and went on all summer and sooo many people I know were watching. However, I will say no one on AYTO was as crushable as Sammie.”
I assume all the straight couples are fake because I can’t believe that anyone would choose that lifestyle unless there was a cash prize.
The “Are You The One?” finale was a fitting end to the best season of reality TV in the history of civilization, and everybody came out to party about it.
In which Paige’s perfect match is trying to get her to watch The L Word for the first time.
If breaking the so-called “rules” of Paradise means we get to watch Kristian and Demi profess their love for each other and make out by a pool during primetime, on one of the longest-running reality shows in the US, then I’m fucking here for it.
The Bachelor is essentially just a weekly dose of Straight People Watch — but this season, for the first time in franchise history, a queer relationship between two women will be featured on-screen.
Acknowledge and communicate your desires!
This is the greatest television show of all time.
Find out whether Amber and Nour adopt a pet together, and the exciting potential future of Justin the tattooed vet and Max, who Stef lovingly describes as a “sex idiot.”
Truly, a hot take if there ever was one, except I’m backed by cold, hard facts.
Is Great British Bake Off even Great British Bake Off without Mary, Sue, and Mel? (No. Not really.)
Yes, we’ll be talking about “Love Island”.
Finally, L.A.’s most famous gay bar has a reality show.
Brown called a family meeting, and after a few tense moments where she said “You guys are freaking out, which is making me freak out,” she came out by saying “I’m gay.”
Christmas Day sees the last episodes of the Bake Off as we know it; let’s see it off into the dark night together.
Oh, and I would’ve waited another 20 seasons and 14 years. If I had to haunt this mortal plane to finally witness the moment when the women on The Bachelor started eyeing each other on the show’s cocktail party, I would.
This is ROUGH PUFF (ruff puff? rough pough?) and it’s a lot less precise than “regular puff,” and therefore it’s easier for the first-timer. Like you. Like us.