I want to know everything about your holigay celebrations and your day-to-day life and I want to know it now and I ideally want you to wrap it up in tissue paper inside of a baby pink plastic bag and then put that bag inside of a box inside of a box inside of a box inside of a box, with each box intricately wrapped in paper, so that I can spend as much time immersed in the everlasting gift of your love as possible.
HAPPY HOLIGAYS TO ALL, AND TO ALL SOME REPLIES!
I hope somebody brought mashed potatoes! Welcome to your Thanksgiving / Not-Thanksgiving-If-You-Don’t-Live-in-the-US Feelings Atrium!
You might not be dealing with large family gatherings today but I will, so get in here and give me something to do other than refresh Twitter all day.
This is a safe and special place for you to use as refuge from your family, a recipe depository from your holigay feasts, and also a friend-making machine.
In short, the holidays are a weird emotional soup. So I figured we’ll play a game to distract us from our feelings. What’s the gif that best represents your current holidaze?
After you eat your turkey and drink your eggnog, come on in and cuddle up.
Welcome to the Friday Open Thread, where we process our weekly feelings together in the comments until they come out as rainbow apple cider. This Friday is a special Friday, of course, BECAUSE IT IS HALLOWEEN OH GOD SO EXCITING HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN.
Here’s how we’re gonna be brave and bold in the new year. What about you?
IT’S TIME. Get in here.
How’s your Thanksgivukkah going so far? Did you light a menorah last night? Have you turned on Pieces of April yet?
Happy New Year’s Eve! We’ll be in here talking about our feelings and figuring out how to make the world/ourselves better. And ok, probably drinking.
Whether you’re full of egg nog or feelings, this is a place to share your delight and horror during this especially special time of year.
I mean, not literally. But tell us about your heart and tell us about what you’re eating, you know?
While everybody is deciding what they’re going to do in 2012, we tell some things / thoughts / feelings / behaviors of 2011 to go fuck themselves.
Merry Happy Festival of Things That People Either Believe In or Don’t! Let’s talk some shit out, yeah? a/s/l?
What secondary pixelated world will you be occupying to avoid your respective untold holiday horrors this year?
It’s our third annual Thanksgiving open thread and when you’re here — you’re family. You’re TOTALLY family.
There’s even a martini recipe!
The best Valentine I ever got was in the ninth grade and it was done in colored pencil. You?