The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 57, May 2019
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“can we call lesbian visibility day lesbian brigadoon”
“SHIT WAS GAY HEATHER
SHIT HAS BEEN GAY”
“i do love that you are holding barefoot wine in that nervous breakdown picture”
“Iām eating a candy cane and drinking wine and am like WOW I GUESS I NEVER LEAVE NOW”
“It’s been so long since I watched a lighthearted dramedy not set in the UK that I’ve forgotten the American way to pronounce condom.”
“You know how to make a point like no other laneia, and it is literally a joy every time”
“weāre naked the whole time but somehow it is not hot and more sad than anything else”
“always happy for the opportunity to turn our community’s collective missteps into content”
“also can you truly ā in your true heart ā think of a better headline than “i put a sheet mask on my cunt””
“for a second i was like…………….did i break this channel
with my confession”
“I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BEING INTENSELY EMOTIONAL OR BAD WITH BOUNDARIES SOUNDS FAKE”
“a line of topless queers at the nude beach, but from the back
they’re all different sizes and shapes and abilities and it gives the impression that the entire queer community gets along and loves each other”
“wait there are nipples on shutterstock??”
“YES PUSSY IS ON THE LIST
omg”
“ok who sent me an autostraddle email address request for kristen stewart”
i don’t claim most of the dude bro lesbians in nyc who used to be shitty to me at the bar cause i have long hair
BUT YOU KNOW I AM NOT EVEN THAT MAD ABOUT THEM I HOPE THEY GREW UP AND GOT BETTER
” is “Let’s Make Cheese Boards and Never Leave the House Again” a title
or is it a tweet”
You’re really gonna wanna see this video Heather made us while on painkillers after taking apart her Roomba to see if she could put her Roomba back together.
“a new column called The Thrifty Tomboy and i talk about costco for 1,200 words
per day”
“guys do you think i’ll ever have sex in a penthouse with floor to ceiling windows and a view
like while i’m still young enough to be bendy”
“Her dreams are just real nights at lesbian bars
And then she wakes up covered in a man
Wish I didn’t relate so much”