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We told you first – a claim I don’t often get to make – that avowed sourpuss and Charlie’s Angel Kristen Stewart was no longer dating Victoria’s Secret shopping bag Stella Maxwell and was instead involved with screenwriter Dylan Meyer! We have our fingers on the pulse! We’re hip! We’re with it!
On Thursday, Stewart was photographed kissing Meyer on a New York City stoop, a sign that things are heating up between this person I’ve heard of and this other person I haven’t.
Although the folks at Lainey Gossip are not convinced these two are more than gal pals, noted body language expert Stef Schwartz weighs in: “Kristen’s hand on Dylan’s thigh combined with Dylan’s wry smile seem to indicate a playful relationship. Maybe they’re not serious yet, but they look pretty damn content together. Also, Dylan is drinking a hot coffee in August in Manhattan which is a crime against humanity.”
See Exhibit B:
What’s next for these two lovebirds? Will they walk up Hillhurst and down Vermont Ave together in search of green juice? Will they be spotted exiting a spa? Will they appear miserable to be photographed as they hold hands outside a grocery store? Will they take Kristen’s dogs on a hike???? STAY TUNED.
Did you just quote yourself in this article? Loving it!
Sensational
Nothing says true love like checking your phones together (arm draping included)
That was more intimate and girlfriendly than the kiss, tbh.
I’m not sure I’m convinced (not that I have to be– who cares lol). That face conveys some extreme skepticism and amusement. I know if I were K-Stew, I’d be messing with the cameras at this point.
Just a couple of gal pals.
I greatly appreciate these K Stew updates
for someone who likened lesbianism to a diet consisting solely of sandwiches she’s quite the panino connoisseur huh
YES!
comment award!!!
Ms. Stewart seems to mix girlfriends like she matches socks.
I appreciate this sock call out. Hope we can get some in-depth analysis of this ASAP.
I just wanna point out that both parties have wet hair – that in itself is kind of suggestive, non?