My darlings, what a week for queer celebrity news! First of all: an anonymous tipster has brought to my attention a Hollywood rumor that Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell are not actually back together; in fact Kristen is rumored to be [ALLEGEDLY] dating yet another civilian. This [MAYBE] new paramour is reported to be screenwriter Dylan Meyer, who cursory googles reveal has sported an impressive side shave and looks like she might enjoy sulking whilst getting coffee at Go Get ‘Em Tiger in Los Feliz. We will report back as updates become available.
In other news, this bombshell:
Miley Cyrus & Kaitlynn Carter mourning their husbands in their own, unique way pic.twitter.com/PpxbDSWkr6
— Chicks in the Office (@ChicksInTheOff) August 11, 2019
There is no part of me that thinks Miley’s sexuality has anything to do with the dissolution of Miley’s marriage (Blind Gossip has a much more plausible theory, though I also find the implication that Miley was too ‘wild’ insulting), but I do appreciate Miley and her gal pal’s special method of bonding through the tough times! This tweet sparked an intense thread about all the places we queer women have chosen to mourn our husbands; I personally have mourned many of mine in several East Village bar bathrooms and on the dance floor at Klub Deer at A-Camp. Personally, as much as I love romantically mourning my husband in the comforts of my own home, I’ve always fantasized about mourning my husband on the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island.
With that being said, let’s all mourn our husbands!
Zero fucks given.
Barbeque Daddy Brittani Nichols mourned her husband in style, with a very attractive and clearly sympathetic co-mourner.
Teddy Geiger was so overcome with grief, she could only mourn her husband at the beach.
Amandla Stenberg mourned their husband by going completely dead behind the eyes.
Lost in thought, King Princess took a brief respite from running the world’s gayest Instagram account to truly mourn her husband.
Little-known fact: Hayley Kiyoko will only mourn her husband in denim.
Stephanie Beatriz actually has a husband who is alive and well, but he probably didn’t mind being mourned at this Mexican restaurant.
Kehlani remains willing to sub for Megan Thee Stallion, so I’m not sure she’s mourning her husband all that much here. Actually, the revelation that Kehlani is a huge fan of my favorite MTV reality show Are You The One? made my entire week. Not only that, her opinions about the show are spot on!