Oh look, Saturday Night Live managed to do something both offensive and not funny!

Buy stuff. Buy stuff for your friends. Buy stuff for yourself. Buy stuff for us. Buy stuff.

Jenny is more Jenny than EVER this season, Shane fucks it up again, Helena’s even pretty in jail, and someone commits arson! arson! Oh yeah, and Alice and Tasha are cutehotadorablesexybeautifuletcetc.

The second and third weeks of trial marriages bring tears, sex, and People Having Serious Conversations Under Blankets on the Couch.

*Parker Posey Southern Accent* Three dykes discuss The White Lotus season three, pitch The White Lotus: Florida, thirst for Walton Goggins, and ask important questions, like: Monkeys…what do they know? Are they scary? Scarier than PANTHERS? How did we end up on panthers? Guess you’ll have to read to find out. Let’s DISCUSS.

“I’ve certainly talked more about my personal life in the last six months than I have in my entire life. But, you know, I was always out as a lesbian to friends and family. I never thought it was of much interest until we made this movie.”

“Add in that the character was extremely driven and sporty and not femme. It was very exciting to me. So I said: I MUST HAVE THIS ONE.”

Let’s all agree to make THIS year call us “Daddy.”

We’ve got new queer movies, a non-binary warrior in Zac Snyder’s Rebel Moon, Hallmark’s first lesbian-centric Christmas movie, a British sitcom about a depressed queer weirdo, a doc about queers in the midwest and another about the women’s soccer teams

Abuse doesn’t always look like screaming and hitting. Evil doesn’t always look like horns and pitchforks. And Death doesn’t always look like long robes and sickles.

Would you cuddle Patricia?

Turns out a bunch of starving and scared teen girls trying to deliver a baby is a recipe for horrifying chaos, who knew?! Also, “Qui” is Sophie Nélisse’s episode.

Plus updates on All American, Survivor, Fantasy Island, The Power, and A Million Little Things.

What I was feeling was genuine familiarity. What I was feeling all this time was seen.

Love remains not a lie here in 2022!

Cecilia reminds us that whatever was living in you before you grew up doesn’t just vanish into thin air; it mutates and resides in your bones until it decides your body isn’t home enough for it anymore.

I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I knew next to nothing about the Spice Girls before this season of The Circle, but I can now confidently say that I would die for Mel B.

What do you want from me. The Real L Word. 108. It happened. Deal with it OMGFASHIONWEEEK FASHIONWEEK.

Plus updates on: Riverdale, Nancy Drew, Legacies, 4400, All American, The Sex Lives of College Girls, and Hightown!

Love? Not a lie!