I played Charades with my family on Christmas Day and none of them had heard of Portrait of a Lady on Fire!

Domestic horror is gay as hell.

Plus self-harm scars and dating, crushing hard on your married coworker, learning to celebrate yourself and more!

The Bachelor is essentially just a weekly dose of Straight People Watch — but this season, for the first time in franchise history, a queer relationship between two women will be featured on-screen.

What terrible advice would you give your 16-year-old self just to see what kind of hell you could unleash on the world?

I put a lot of pressure on myself to learn and revel in the customs of “our people,” which meant that I always included a small scoop of the fish salad on mine and then tried to avoid it the rest of the night.

On P-Valley, Mercedes once again has had the rug yanked out from under her by someone who professed to care. Plus updates from All Rise, The Chi, Roswell, New Mexico and For All Mankind.

Or, the queer urge to almost form a cult with a straight woman.

Big slut energy, a friend lying about traveling, how to get reading done, dealing with getting misgendered by coworkers, and more!

Has Angelica always been tepid about Malika’s polyamory? Yes. But this isn’t communicating. This is Angelica telling Malika about a decision that she’s already made based on fears that she hasn’t bothered to tell Malika about.

Angeria says that she’s called a drag lesbian because she likes to date other queens.

Not like you NEED a need backstory to enjoy Sara Ramirez strutting around in a suit. 

Just look at all these queer celebrities announcing their love, getting engaged, getting married, having babies and kissing at the Olympics!

This finale is the perfect example of why I love this show.

Plus updates on 9-1-1, The Rookie: Feds, Queen Sugar, All American, Station 19 and Survivor!

“As someone who’s never actually been in a throuple, I do think that throuples could solve most problems on television.”

Also! Updates on Legacies, Top Chef’s queer cheftestants, Charmed, and Station 19’s yikes storyline!

I’m 23, and I’m not sure if I’m on a date (I’m not).

“Well, we first bonded over Naomily.”

Animals, like people, have their own personalities and should be taken on a case-by-case basis. (AKA wherein Drew bravely says that snakes are maybe a bit sexy thanks to a certain pop star.)