Oh did you think there wouldn’t be a chicken in here? WRONG.

We need intersectional critical thinkers to flood the political landscape and help win the war on facts. And with the most blatantly ableist President in modern history knocking on the door of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, disabled folks have got to lead that charge.

Sappho protect us.

Eve finally returns to HGTAWM, your favorite The 100 character gets Tara MacLay-ed, and Ilana falls in lust with Vanessa Williams on Broad City.

Ali Liebert arrives in style on Legends of Tomorrow, Honey and Jessica go back to the Denim Turtle on Fresh off the Boat, and Eve invites Annalise to run away with her (again).

On the very last episode ever of “Faking It,” everybody attends a very weird New Year’s Eve party.

When it comes to their queer female characters, these shows are hitting it out of the park.

All the camp and Canadian-ness of Lost Girl, all the angst and antagonism of Jessica Jones.

Topics include Tonya / Marcia / Monica / Anita, true crime TV, sugar, marijuana, Ben & Jerrys, rape culture, identity clickbait, Lifetime and more!

Let’s talk about our favorite queer characters on television and their (possible, probable) favorite Pleasure Chest sex toys!

Autostraddle staffers opened their bags — you’ll never believe what happened next!

The 100 is so unbelievably gay now, Billie Jean King shines on Fresh Off the Boat, and How to Get Away With Murder gets even more convoluted.

“If Karma isn’t gay for Amy, why does she act so gay for Amy?”

Not enough Annalise and Eve this season on HTGAWM, but at least they’re not dead! Plus Grey’s Anatomy gives us a break from crying with PUPPIES.

Autostraddle walks you through the entire history of trans female characters on American television from 1965-2015.

Eve has been there since Annalise’s Slytherin beginnings on How to Get Away with Murder and there’s a good chance Luisa’s other mother is also a crime lord on Jane the Virgin.

This week on Faking It, everybody has to pick a label. Literally. Also, girls kiss other girls, in contexts both unexpected and SIGH expected.

Roy Moore wants judges to stop issuing same-sex marriage licenses, Obama gives executive orders on gun control, the officer who arrested Sandra Bland is indicted, and more.

Annalise can’t stop dreaming about little Wes-shaped babies on HTGAWM, Meredith faces ANOTHER traumatic disaster on Grey’s Anatomy, and Clarke and Lexa begin their post-fealty lives.

ABC Family pulls the plug on Chasing Life, Callie and Arizona start dating other people, Carmilla ends with a swoon and a resurrection, and what the hell Lost Girl?