The Fosters is closing up and spinning off, can I get some affirmation on Tami Taylor being a lesbian in SMILF, lady-gay movies to look forward to in 2018, The Chi, Sarah Paulson, TV this week and so much more!

“Brandon asks Mike why Stef wasn’t wearing a vest. Geez Brandon! Not all lesbians wear vests! But then I realize he means “bulletproof vest” and let this slide.”

The Fosters and all their friends and lovers go to the hospital. The least dramatic thing that happens is Jesús getting his head drilled open.

“Steph is wearing a worn out t-shirt and a pair of plaid pajama pants which is very similar to what I wore to drop off my kids at school this morning. #lesbianmomuniform.”

With the winter portion of the fifth season firmly behind us, and only a three-episode special summer “goodbye” in our future, I can say confidently that The Fosters is coming back full circle. They have returned their focus to the family, and most importantly, to the best moms on television.

In which there is a party, halibut, and a knock at the door.

Can we talk about Season 2 of The Fosters? Because I feel like we need to talk about it.

Stef and Lena may not show up until episode five, but their spirit is everywhere in The Fosters’ spin-off.

Here’s your first look at ABC Family’s “The Fosters,” exec-produced by J-Lo and starring “a multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids being raised by two moms.”

Lena teaches Stef to twerk, says the phrase “heteronormative thinking,” continues to be flawless.

Monty apologizes to Stef and Lena about the Great Kissing Debacle of 2015, so Stef decides to let her live.

Stef and Lena take down the pillow wall, get naked … and talk about their kids.

Stef almost Stefs-up Christmas, but Lena swoops in to save the day.

Paige McCullers in Santa Boxers is just the right mix of naughty and nice.

Man, they really went all in on making this show a murder-mystery, huh?

Monty tells Lena she didn’t prey on a female student, while the female student continues to insist that she did.

Remember all the hope I had for Brandon? My hope is Humpty Dumpty and all the kings horses and all the kings lesbians will never put my hope for this character back together again.

“Mariana sits at a table alone and takes her fancy plastic lunch container out of dumb paper bag. Why doesn’t she have a reusable lunch bag? What kind of family are these lesbians running?”

“When they pry themselves apart, Lexi tells Jesus that her parents took her computer and phone and locked her away in Cookie Monster’s tower where she has to spin gold.”

Callie and Mariana are back, and there’s a new lesbian in town!