The winter premiere of Pretty Little Liars is finally here and we’re going to get to say the word “box” a lot.

This is your big chance to own something really special and Autostraddley this holiday season.

Forever Intern Grace and Editorial Assistant Chelsey are here, queer, adorable and ready to announce the Autostraddle Sweepstakes winners!

What drug were the Glee writers on while designing this year’s Christmas special? That question and more will not be answered in this week’s recap!

I hope you like dad jokes, because this recap is chock full of them.

The leaves were falling, the children were wandering the streets in search of candy and the dog was dressed like a bumblebee.

Haviland Stillwell, who you may know from the world-famous Haviland & Riese Vlogs, or perhaps from Broadway’s Les Miserables and/or Fiddler on the Roof, will be performing her one-woman spectacular of audio-visual singtastic delights, “West Coast Debutante” in Los Angeles at the Upright Cabaret on April 23rd. Because Haviland is both an international rising superstar and my BFF, I was able to sit down with her cyber-coastally and have a little AIM Chat about her big show, lauded on the website as: “a sassy night ranging from Kurt Weill to Madonna, from upbeat to out of control and beyond. Come see this versatile, charming and adorable “tight little ball of spunk, bad ass, and class.” Who doesn’t like tight little things? That’s right, we all love tight little things. Here goes!

That post A-camp glow

Everyone loves Autostraddle, except a bunch of icky Republicans. Also, India.Arie wants you to do you and Malala outsmarted Obama.

“After the cab ride home we put on our PJ’s, ordered pizza and danced around in the kitchen to the Spice Girls like a 7th grade slumber party.”

Inside Year of the Mermaid is Ashley’s story. And it’s eerie how similar it sounds to yours.

How can I resist the plethora of outdoorsy camping apps out there? I can’t. I can’t resist.

We’re going to update you on all the whiskeys our group will be tasting on the mountain so your presumably now-formed queer whiskey tasting friend-group can taste along with us. And our brand new obsession? Hudson Whiskey.

Butching it up with Marni at Butch Voices, how to listen to your dad and the fine art of crushing on Power Rangers.

This week we’re promised a million big reveals and something called World War A. Also Emily and Paige have a sleepover. You can guess which part I’m more excited about.

This episode’s theme is “people are mad at Piper and we don’t really blame them that much” and I know y’all agree.

July is smokin’ hot with Drea and her musical poetry and haikus! You won’t know if you want to be her or be with her, you know? Luckily there’s an questionnaire at the end.

We’re hiring Contributing Editors and a new Associate Editor! It’s your big chance to join the weirdest band of weirdos in the history of the queer web!

This one time Gabby, Ali and Vanessa all went to The Lesbian Love Octagon, in New York City and then we all got together at a bar and, over Red Stripe, hashed out some of the finer points on our feelings.

Somer Bingham rocks tonight, Julie Goldman talks tomorrow!