My fantasy wish (witch?) list of actresses for season four of American Horror Story, along with the characters they could play.

What the hell is going on around here.

Topics include Christopher Dorner, Six Feet Under, factory farms, Bed-Sty, quicksand, painkiller addiction, Gretchen Molanenen and moar!

Something to listen to besides yourself crying.

“Maybe years of blogging ruined me, or maybe they created a productive tension.”

In the spirit of the holidays, let’s look at some great ways to hide your stash from your loved ones! Because while you love your family to pieces, sometimes you need a nice green buffer from those weirdos.

Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning will make out in The Runaways, Adam Lambert responds to the Out 100 controversy, we look at the women of the Out 100, we wish fourfour could recap “ANTM: Where Are They Now?” and Tila Tequila says she’s a lesbian because she was born naked. Seriously.

Let’s make our leftover game plan now so we can just focus on digestion this weekend.

Lisa Frank, tiny fruits and “gooey rainbow vomit goodness”

It evokes the feeling of sitting with your friend at night, sipping red wine and looking in their sketchbook. This looks amazing, you’d say. And you’d mean it and the moment would feel extraordinarily intimate because you feel like these drawings are only for you.

We had a queer prom on top of a mountain. There were photographs. Some of these prom-goers were pretty f*cking special.

This episode is all over the place, but Betty from Bomb Girls tries to cop a feel. So there’s that.

Which should change first — society or the dictionary?

You DECANT overlook the importance of a great decanter to a wine enthusiast. DECANT. Get it? Get it!? Get…no?

Bo is indeed lost for this entire episode, but Kenzi, Jenny Schecter and George Takei pick up the slack.

Four-piece self-described girl gang the Villenettes hail from Adelaide, Australia and profess to love Elvis, Sailor Jerry rum, vintage guitars, tattoos, bad horror movies, leather jackets, leopard print dresses, and running amok on a Saturday night.

“But then again, my favorite princess was Belle, whose Stockholm Syndrome didn’t register as an issue to me, so long story short: Disney princesses fucked with all of our childhood concepts of healthy relationships.”

The gayest vodka drink on the block.

What’s funnier than Riese, Laneia, and Rachel discussing awful gay movies by themselves? Riese, Laneia, and Rachel discussing awful gay movies with Mallory and Nicole from The Toast!

Making terrariums is cool! Making terrariums from outer space is even cooler!