Alice Walker and Tracy Chapman dated and nothing else even matters. Also unlikeable protagonists, books to treat depression, books to treat your lesbian break-up and more.

Turns out that when you create the first ever show with a cast of almost all queer women, and do it on a cable channel that allows multiple scenes of what just barely misses qualifying as porn in every episode, we gays get resourceful.

Sometimes, I like to give you a theme to describe all the glorious new artists I’ve assembled for you; this month, the best I can tell you is that they’re all songs you might want to dance around like a lunatic to. Let’s get to it.

“For some reason this movie really wants us to know that sometimes Britney and Jamie Lynn have wrestling matches and Jamie Lynn always wins.  Picture that for a minute.  Now move on.”

My fantasy wish (witch?) list of actresses for season four of American Horror Story, along with the characters they could play.

What the hell is going on around here.

Topics include Christopher Dorner, Six Feet Under, factory farms, Bed-Sty, quicksand, painkiller addiction, Gretchen Molanenen and moar!

Something to listen to besides yourself crying.

“Maybe years of blogging ruined me, or maybe they created a productive tension.”

In the spirit of the holidays, let’s look at some great ways to hide your stash from your loved ones! Because while you love your family to pieces, sometimes you need a nice green buffer from those weirdos.

Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning will make out in The Runaways, Adam Lambert responds to the Out 100 controversy, we look at the women of the Out 100, we wish fourfour could recap “ANTM: Where Are They Now?” and Tila Tequila says she’s a lesbian because she was born naked. Seriously.

Let’s make our leftover game plan now so we can just focus on digestion this weekend.

Lisa Frank, tiny fruits and “gooey rainbow vomit goodness”

It evokes the feeling of sitting with your friend at night, sipping red wine and looking in their sketchbook. This looks amazing, you’d say. And you’d mean it and the moment would feel extraordinarily intimate because you feel like these drawings are only for you.

We had a queer prom on top of a mountain. There were photographs. Some of these prom-goers were pretty f*cking special.

This episode is all over the place, but Betty from Bomb Girls tries to cop a feel. So there’s that.

Which should change first — society or the dictionary?

You DECANT overlook the importance of a great decanter to a wine enthusiast. DECANT. Get it? Get it!? Get…no?

Bo is indeed lost for this entire episode, but Kenzi, Jenny Schecter and George Takei pick up the slack.

Four-piece self-described girl gang the Villenettes hail from Adelaide, Australia and profess to love Elvis, Sailor Jerry rum, vintage guitars, tattoos, bad horror movies, leather jackets, leopard print dresses, and running amok on a Saturday night.