This is my last week at Autostraddle. I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.

(Jeff Goldblum voice) “Lesbians… uh, find a way.”

“We’re going to just ignore the fact that ABIGAIL STRAIGHT UP EATS ROCKS?!”

“James is a great man who let Bette Porter yell at him all the time and never complained. He was Bette’s most loyal bottom.”

Sometimes when we come out, especially after that first time…it’s kind of hilarious.

Every day we stray further from Darren.

Tell me! What are your most cherished, funny, awkward gay stories from before you knew you were gay?

And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives…

“In television, you either die a hero, or live long enough to become Ilene Chaiken.”

In which we learn that Riese has never actually seen Practical Magic, and might have to send back her toaster.

We’ve got tennis sex, Antiope, and the quantum-physics of Kristen Stewart’s wardrobe – it’s the Comment Awards!

Come for the euphemisms, stay for the butties! It’s the Comment Awards, now with more gender bending Gillian Anderson. Praise.

We’ve got cosmonauts, laundry tips for misandrist vampires, and a lot of puns about those fellows at Pompeii — too soon?

This week we’ve got Rick Astley callbacks, ideas for the next big musical, flirting with baristas and so much more!

We’ve got pasta currency, bows for your bush, pond scum and so much more!

We’ve got murder rates of fictional towns full of liars who are pretty, Rachel’s mom, avocados and so much more!

We have feelings on “Carol”, ground-breaking coloring book ideas, Buffy references, and so much more!

Hibachi magic wands, Ellen Page and so much bbq-ing.

Sun powered sex toys, racoon confusion and Al Borland as a lesbian icon.

Chickens, Christians hate-watching the L Word, break-ups and more a-plus comments.