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Riese’s Team Pick: How to REALLY Love Britney. A LOT.

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Dec 11, 2009
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This guy was more obsessed with Britney than you’ve ever been obsessed with anything, ever.


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Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  • Lynne
    December 11, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    me & my bff/roommate still have on occasion what we like to call ‘Britney Days’ which involve playing Britney’s Dance Beat and watching the Live in Las Vegas vhs tape…these days make me very happy I don’t even care!! I’m fairly certain Britney Spears is the reason I have a best friend. It’s fine.

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  • Christine
    December 11, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    I love that not only did he write a persuasive essay about how great Britney Spears is, but he got like 90% on it.

    Oh and that one where whoever was editing it wrote YES really big beside him mentioning his obsession.

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    • Riese
      December 11, 2009 at 8:55 pm

      that was totally my favorite part too. the circling of the “YES.” Also the teacher who wrote “haven’t you done this one before?”

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