One of the reasons The White Lotus is popular is it allows us to live vicariously while being reminded that the people who can afford this lifestyle are often rather miserable. But what if you were able to go to one of The White Lotus’ many resorts? Would you have a good time? Would you make it out alive?
Now you can find out! And you don’t even need to pay for airfare! Instead, you can take this quiz to learn your own personal White Lotus fate.
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Drew is a Brooklyn-based writer, filmmaker, and theatremaker. She was a 2022 Outfest Screenwriting Lab Notable Writer and a 2023 Lambda Literary Screenwriting Fellow. Her writing can also be found at Letterboxd Journal, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Cosmopolitan UK, Into, Refinery29, and them. She is currently working on a million film and TV projects mostly about queer trans women. Find her on Instagram.
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Hahaha love it. Gave the most milquetoast answers and got…the killer!
I’m assuming you mean Swiss Alps in the first Q btw
Sure did! Thanks for catching that.
Also lol I hope you’re at least killing for a good reason.
I have never watched The White Lotus but I answered as my heart dictated and not only do I survive, I also get to scam rich people 😎😎😎 Looking forward to this trip hahaha
haha me too on all points!
Hah. Love this quiz.
“Congratulations! You’ve survived your stay at The White Lotus. But has your marriage?”