Welcome back to No Filter, a weekly journey into the annals of celesbian Instagram, where dreams come true. This week, Ruby Rose hits the slip’n’slide and didn’t even make one joke about the Crocodile Mile. Additionally, Kate Moennig hit the high seas in search of adventure. Remember when we called her the great white whale of this queer ocean and reader Kathryn made this incredible graphic? No? Well it’s been a big week over here. Evan Rachel Wood still doesn’t have a public Instagram. Here we go.
Sara Quin upset the balance of the universe by bringing home this adorable kitten and posting this horrifying photo of her current (amazing) cat staring it down. We can’t see Holiday’s expression, but if I may venture a guess…
As an older child, I feel you, dude.
Just Jamie Clayton and Freema Agyeman babe-in’ around. I guess Jamie Clayton is dating Keanu Reeves? Whoa.
Everybody from OITNB is sitting around enjoying their lattes but Kate Mulgrew keeps popping in to insist she had NOTHING TO DO with the preparation of their coffee, do you hear me?! There is not a single PIECE of my soul in your pumpkin spice.
No matter what you’re up to today, rest assured that Ruby Rose is having a better time than you.
Somebody took Kate Moennig out of the park and put her on a boat with comedian Nicol Paone and this is what happened.
Miley Cyrus’ kitten and I have matching hangovers.
It seemed important to include this.
Just think – if you live in Brooklyn, you could take Ellen Page home and cuddle with her forever. Look at that smile!
Oh look, it’s Lily Tomlin casually taking over the world.
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#tbt to when Kimiko was a straight G, like "Nah, homie, you gotta take this floaty thing outta my back now, cause I floats in the water like a gangsta." Meanwhile, Samira does a quick look around in an attempt to preserve her gangsta, while her inner monologue is screaming, "Dont you dare take this damn floaty thingy away from me. It's mad hard for me to float and act at the same time, bruh."
Just a sneak peak behind the scenes for ya.
This hardly counts as fluff, but I feel like I have to include it – it’s so lovely to see Janelle Monáe performing “Hell You Talmbout” and getting her message out in such a powerful way. She’s incredible.
Join us next week, when Miley Cyrus’ kitten takes Sara Quin’s kitten out on the town and introduces him to a world of debauchery.
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