Welcome back to No Filter, in which we dissect the previous week’s offerings in the bountiful garden of queer celebrity Instagram. I am your host, Vincent Price.
It is once again with great difficulty that I declare this the most gay photo on King Princess’ Insta this week.
If you guys don’t turn this into a “NOT BAD” meme by the end of today I quit.
YOU KNOW WHO’S BI? THIS GUY. She also changed her handle so for a minute I thought she had disappeared and I was UPSET but no, that’s just the bisexual invisibility that affects us 364 days out of the rest of the year.
And just like that, here’s Lena Waithe taking over Stephanie Beatriz’s tradition of standing in front of fancy walls while being extremely goodlooking.
Samira Wiley, never not workin’ it extremely hard.
I would like to imagine that these are my arms in this photo and I’m not adjusting Hayley’s hair or jewelry or anything, I’m just gently caressing her face. She looks thrilled.
Stars! They’re just like us! They catch colds during international travel! They get zits! They go to Japan to sing Radiohead songs! They joke nervously about the darkness that consumes us all!!!
I SAIDDDD THE DARKNESS CONSUMES US ALL.
This is gay.
St Vincent looks like she just walked out of an actual dream??? She is not fair.
To me you are perfect.
Kehlani has an ASSORTMENT of grills, that is all.
Join us next week when we shall see yet more of Kehlani’s entire closet full of grills.