This week, the question on everyone’s minds is: did Cara Delevingne and Amber Benson get engaged?!?!!
Are these two rich people on vacation because they’re getting married, or are they on vacation because they’re rich?!?!?! As of press time, this reporter is leaning towards option B, but we will continue to keep abreast of this developing story. It seems like a PRETTTTTY BIG LEAP to go from sex bench to wedding bells in just a couple of weeks, but stranger things have happened.
Pride month is over, for one thing.
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So, little story. For years now I’ve had a list of four things I desperately wanted. The 1st was to get an apartment. On June 1st I finally moved into my own place, after living out of suitcases, and depending on the generosity of friends, for FOUR YEARS. Every day I walk from room to room giggling. The 2nd was to get out of debt (holy shit that feels good), and the 3rd to get a car (which I changed my mind about). And the 4th, the one that was most important to me, was to take my mom on a trip. A few weeks ago I told her I would take her anywhere in the world. I thought NYC, New Orleans, Ireland … nope. She wanted to go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando. With me and my brother. Last week I flew her down from North Carolina and we did it! I’ve never seen her so happy. We hadn’t taken any kind of trip or vacation together in 25 years, and we relished every moment of it. Dreams can come true. #family #wizardingworldofharrypotter
Your challenge for this week is to find me literally anything cuter than this family vacation. TRY ME. They even got matching tattoos!
You weirdos have been bombarding me about Sports People for so long and finally here it is, a Sports Person!
Look I literally don’t even know what this sports thing is, is it like Rock N Jock from mid-90s MTV? You guys are ASKING THE WRONG PERSON.
Came for the tractor, stayed for the pants.
Came for the pants and stayed.
It honestly never occurred to me to designate a person to stop me from having bad breath and to beat me up in order to make me look cute, but Jasika Nicole is on top of it. Both of these people look like they have fantastic breath.
Lena Waithe feeling patriotic.
Like many of us, Brittani Nichols went to France for the pizza.
Which one of these blurry flash tattoos do you think Evan Rachel Wood is getting? I assume she went for the classic my-initials-on-her-ankle but I await confirmation.
Look, we could have gone with photos of Teddy with her mom or consuming pizza with a mystery lady (probably Brittani) but let’s be real, we came for the THIRST.
BABY GLUM SAILS AGAIN.