This week, the question on everyone’s minds is: did Cara Delevingne and Amber Benson get engaged?!?!!
https://twitter.com/poppoIIs/status/1148631359809884165
Are these two rich people on vacation because they’re getting married, or are they on vacation because they’re rich?!?!?! As of press time, this reporter is leaning towards option B, but we will continue to keep abreast of this developing story. It seems like a PRETTTTTY BIG LEAP to go from sex bench to wedding bells in just a couple of weeks, but stranger things have happened.
Pride month is over, for one thing.
Your challenge for this week is to find me literally anything cuter than this family vacation. TRY ME. They even got matching tattoos!
You weirdos have been bombarding me about Sports People for so long and finally here it is, a Sports Person!
Look I literally don’t even know what this sports thing is, is it like Rock N Jock from mid-90s MTV? You guys are ASKING THE WRONG PERSON.
Came for the tractor, stayed for the pants.
Came for the pants and stayed.
It honestly never occurred to me to designate a person to stop me from having bad breath and to beat me up in order to make me look cute, but Jasika Nicole is on top of it. Both of these people look like they have fantastic breath.
Lena Waithe feeling patriotic.
Like many of us, Brittani Nichols went to France for the pizza.
Which one of these blurry flash tattoos do you think Evan Rachel Wood is getting? I assume she went for the classic my-initials-on-her-ankle but I await confirmation.
Look, we could have gone with photos of Teddy with her mom or consuming pizza with a mystery lady (probably Brittani) but let’s be real, we came for the THIRST.
BABY GLUM SAILS AGAIN.
This is all great but I’m crying over the Jen Richards post.
Well I was about to ask about Teddy Geiger and Emily Hampshire but googled them first and now </3, and I'm only a month behind the news, yay.
My favorite part is that there are in fact 2 Sports People in that picture and from 2 different very gay sports!
I think it’s for the better as I found out that in an interview she did for Schitt’s Creek, where she and Dan Levy had the wrong idea that only pansexuals like/date/marry trans people. Eww
Eww indeed.
BabyGlum 2020
I appreciate this pants-heavy vapid fluff
Sports People! Yay! May we have more Sports People please?
i don’t know how to tell you this but i don’t know any sports people, what’s the matter with you people?!
That’s okay, Autostraddle has got you covered:
https://www.autostraddle.com/you-love-soccer-now-heres-how-to-follow-your-2019-uswnt-faves-home/
Stef I can send you all the queer soccer sports people all the time. Like honestly, I just don’t know how to include the images the way you do. But if you have an Instagram I will just send players’ gay posts to you.
It would be unrealistic of me to want Autostraddle to deep dive into pro rugby players, but I need y’all to know that Ruby Tui is out here: https://www.instagram.com/rubytui/
And so are tens of other almost uncomfortably hot, talented, openly or semi-openly queer ladies with strong shoulders and hand eye coordination.
I’m inspired by Steph Beatriz to work on my gal-pal colliding skills.
I know you said you don’t know Sports People, but I would like to submit the entirety of Ashlyn Harris’s Instagram feed for the Thirst Trap award. I mean…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzShMMen3Bh/?igshid=y739m23yr5ej
This is fantastic
Came here to say this; this one killed me: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bztzx27nu0Z/
I absolutely love her style. I’d look like a damn fool if I tried to dress like that, but she looks so fucking hot in every ridiculous outfit. Like, she could murder me and I’d like it levels of H O T.
Why would y’all comment “Pride month is over, for one thing” under the King Princess photo? Pride isn’t just for queer women who identify as lesbians, you know…