Welcome, children, and gather round for yet another week of queer celebrity Instagram presented on a bed of arugula. This week, somebody’s publicist is working overtime to make sure we are aware that Demi Moore might have a gal pal! If this is true, Moore and “Serbian sexpot” Masha Mandzuka have been together for about two years and appear to be raising Mandzuka’s daughter Rumi together! Something about the way this is appearing in the tabloids feels a little cynical to me but what do I know? Masha certainly looks like she possibly dressed as a “Celebrity’s Badly-Kept-Secret Girlfriend” for Halloween this year. Perhaps there are clues in Demi’s social media?
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When you’ve looked at the same thing a thousand times…..then you really stop to see it for the first time! The simple magnificent beauty of nature’s little masterpieces all around us everyday. So grateful! So humbling! Wonder what the world would be like if we made thanks-giving a part of everyday not just once a year? #wakinguptoallthatis #nofilters #blessed #gratitude
This sounds a whole lot like the giddy thoughts of a woman who’s having a cool fun sexy time with her cool fashionable “Serbian sexpot” gal pal, right? CASE CLOSED.
We begin this week as we should begin all weeks, with a celebration of the birth of Premiere Sagittarius (apologies to Britney Spears) Janelle Monáe.
This is a powerful photo of one very funny person and one person who writes very sad songs… are these IRL comedy and tragedy masks? Is that what we’re doing here?
Evan Rachel Wood is working hard to develop her Business Mommi aesthetic.
Business Mommi Part 2.
King Princess will have the poached eggs and creamed spinach, please.
Everybody really looks like they’re in a cozy catalog this week! Imagine snuggling up to this scrunch-faced angel OR every item she’s wearing in this picture.
It appears that the smoldering Teddy Geiger just so happens to be in the market for some winter clothing.
I assume this photo is from Lena Waithe’s house but I’d like to imagine that she’s actually outside your apartment door, coming to ask if you’d like to go for a walk in the quad.
Beans Dunn the Male Novelist is branching out into audiobooks and personally I’m all for it.
Flip through to the very last image for a treat from me to you.
Join us next week when we delve further into the mysteries of Demi Moore.
I’m gonna need a Teddy Geiger makeup tutorial stat ?
I noticed that Tessa posted birthday wishes to Janelle and Janelle responded/regrammed (whatever it is!) and I was happy that they are at least still friends!
O.M.G. I am literally watching GI Jane right now (to celebrate my promotion, no biggy, this is indeed how I celebrate.)
Thank you also for Samira Wiley to help me celebrate more. :-D
Particularly good captions this week, Stef.
I know we try to stay away from paparazzi pics but Chloe Grace Moretz was recently spotted smooching a model…am I behind? Is this already known and out there? Help
I did not know this and am interested
Look I know it’s a bit silly to be extremely happy when you discover you share the same birthday as someone you admire so much but when I found out I had the same birthday as Janelle (and Zoe Kravitz) I got irrationally excited and I’m ok with it
Well there’s a Teddy bare I’d like to play with ?
Listen, if you think of the white lines as thin parallelograms it works, mkay?
Also I considered hard whether to go with Tessa-elated, Tessalation, Tessalated etc…
I mean, I wouldn’t like you to think these terrible puns were effortless.
I think the biggest clue is actually Demi hashtagging #nofilters – I mean that obviously means she feels she ought to be included in this and future posts, right?