This was a great week in queer celebrity Instagram in that the Emmys happened and so some of them got dressed up! My experience watching the Emmys was mainly limited to sighing out loud every time Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson appeared on screen together, because even if the entire world is on fire their love is currently the only thing helping me hold it together.
Sarah Paulson took that part in American Horror Story: Asylum where Frances Conroy shows up as the Angel of Death and turned it into a dress for the Emmys and by gosh she looks like a goddamn vision.
If you had ever told me in 1999 that nearly twenty years later, in the year of our lord 2018, a pop singer would quote a Crazy Town song and I’d be kinda into it, I wouldn’t have believed you for a minute.
I like to imagine these two as a dreamy new couple hitting the red carpet but it’s actually just Queen of My Heart (and former AS writer) Gabrielle Korn with Other Queen of My Heart Lauren Jauregui doing Fashion Week things. A girl can hope.
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There’s friendship, and then there’s the person who books you an amazing HMU artist (@lambpants), goes to the party with your socially anxious ass and introduces you to lots of cool people, and walks you down the red carpet pretending to be your publicist, all because “it’s your night”, despite having won an Emmy herself a month ago, and it being her birthday! You’re the best @shadipetosky, and I’m blessed to have you in my life. Happy birthday, and thank you! 💖
I’m going to put Jen Richards in here every single time she posts anything so she’ll be inspired to post more often! This is my dream. Look how good Jen looks!
(Cue the “Bottomless Mimosas” song from Empire)
Try and tell me Evan Rachel Wood isn’t planning on going to outer space, I dare you. She’s exactly the kind of dramatic queen who would post a bunch of Insta videos of herself lip syncing “Life on Mars” FROM MARS.
I can’t handle Kehlani’s love for Jennifer Lopez right now, I’m going to need to sit down.
I’d like to fan the flames that keep all this speculation going as much as I possibly can.
This week in the Gayest Photo in King Princess’ Instagram
….Is this a Thirst Trap Award? I’m giving it here anyway.
Even Lena Waithe cannot resist the Mommi power that is within Debra Messing.
Join us next week to witness a very special episode of Evan Rachel Wood Takes Space Camp (I wish).