No Filter: Kiersey Clemons and Her New Girlfriend Have the Most 21st Century Meet-Cute

This week I went to Los Angeles on a mission. I walked around the exact same eight-block radius Kristen Stewart is photographed stalking just about every damn day, and I didn’t see her even once! I drank so much coffee! I glared into so many windows of so many cute little boutiques selling crystals!

Kristen Stewart, if you are reading this, we are in a fight.


Is it still doppelbanging if you’re dating your stunt double? Asking for a friend.


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just found this photo I made my dentist take

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King Princess is keeping it 💯 at the dentist. I’m impressed.


I feel like for the level of work Chloë Grace Moretz gets, she could probably afford to do more than stick a printout of her name on the side of a fake cake.


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!!

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Will Samira Wiley never tire of these short videos that I watch on a loop for ten to fifteen minutes at a time? I hope not.


Dear Emily and Aisha, this is gay.


No actually, THIS is gay.


Extremely casual Evan Rachel Wood.


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I felled

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Teddy Geiger thirst trapped so hard she fell off a mirror and now here we are.


Tessa Thompson with a backpack is one of the cutest Tessa Thompsons out there.


CORRECT.

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11 Comments

  1. aww I have been stalking kiersey clemons’ girlfriend for SO LONG! according to my expert Internet skills,
    1. Principal photography on Sweetheart began in June 2017
    20 (rmb they met when it was filming)
    2. The first picture Kiersey posted of Ebony was in August 2017

    basically what I’m trying to say is that it seems like, in addition to doppelbanging, they also totally uhauled the relationship. GAAAAAAAAY

  2. the emily and aisha post turned my whole day around its gonna be a good week just cause of this thank you for your work stef and then sarah and teddy?????? honestly AND TESSA its liek every time i scroll down i have more to thank you for AND GABY OKAY OKAY I GET IT YOURE THE BEST i knew this but still

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