Hello welcome to another week of celebrity instagram shenanigans. This week, we learned that Desiree Akhvan is going through a breakup, inspiring extra attention to social media.
Bless Gemini season for bringing us hot Roberta Colindrez content on instagram even though her instagram is private.
This is how lesbians [and otherwise-identified fans of girl-on-girl culture] have sex
Adam Lambert remains irresistible to lesbians.
No, Shane doesn’t want any flavoring in her water ice. What the fuck is he talking about with the flavoring?
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Facing NY & my crippling sadness all hopeful & humbled like Bette facing a pregnant Tina all, “I see you & I know I did you wrong, but I needed to go through that to stop taking you for granted & I will wait patiently for you to go through this nonsense with Helena and earn your trust” #theTaoofBette #EvocativeBettePorterStills
It appears that Desiree Akhavan is going through a breakup and I hope she knows that my DMs are open and it is legal to slide into them.
King Princess is all packed up and ready to go, what’s the hold-up?
An angel visited Ari Fitz’s inbox and delivered these photos and now I am presenting them to you with the (I hope) communal understanding that this is what the goddesses call “manna from heaven.”
Jealous of this throne tbh.
Look out for Steph Beatriz’s upcoming Anonymous Sex Toy review of Muff Divers, a new brand of gloves for fans who like to muff in the buff. (TM)
PREMIUM Critter Content right here.
Readers, you tell me: what is this Halloween costume?