No Filter: Cara Delevingne and Halsey Perform HYSTERICAL Trust Fall In Baggy Menswear!

Hello welcome to another week of celebrity instagram shenanigans. This week, we learned that Desiree Akhvan is going through a breakup, inspiring extra attention to social media.


Bless Gemini season for bringing us hot Roberta Colindrez content on instagram even though her instagram is private.


This is how lesbians [and otherwise-identified fans of girl-on-girl culture] have sex


Adam Lambert remains irresistible to lesbians.


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Wooder ice

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No, Shane doesn’t want any flavoring in her water ice. What the fuck is he talking about with the flavoring?


It appears that Desiree Akhavan is going through a breakup and I hope she knows that my DMs are open and it is legal to slide into them.


King Princess is all packed up and ready to go, what’s the hold-up?


An angel visited Ari Fitz’s inbox and delivered these photos and now I am presenting them to you with the (I hope) communal understanding that this is what the goddesses call “manna from heaven.”


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King and Queen at the same damn time

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Jealous of this throne tbh.


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#bts #brooklyn99

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Look out for Steph Beatriz’s upcoming Anonymous Sex Toy review of Muff Divers, a new brand of gloves for fans who like to muff in the buff. (TM)


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PREMIUM Critter Content right here.


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Readers, you tell me: what is this Halloween costume?

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Riese

Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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17 Comments

  1. For a while there I really thought Adam Lambert’s solo career was gonna take off…

  2. Riese, I need to know if you’re actually unfamiliar with the regional delicacy that is water ice or if this is just a joke above my paygrade. Inquiring minds need to know.

    • oh it’s a joke! like it’s a quote from The L Word but adapted for these purposes!!

      • She just wanted a regular cup of coffee with no flavoring! I don’t know why I remember that scene so well, but I do, and I appreciated the joke. <3

  3. Ellen Page has such a fondness for the scraggliest of dogs! Is that Patters or another scruffula? I can barely stand the cuteness of that little paw on her neck!

  4. I’m debating whether Janelle Monae is a marshmallow or a cloud.

    Also, thank you for sharing that Adam Lambert article from 2009, Riese. What a gift!

  5. You gave me a shoulder when I needed it
    You showed me love when I wasn’t feeling it
    You helped me fight when I was giving in
    And you made me laugh when i was losing it
    ‘Cause you are, you are
    The reason why I’m still hanging on
    ‘Cause you are, you are
    The reason why my head is still above water
    And if I could I’d get you the moon
    And give it to you
    And if death was coming for you
    I’d give my life for you happy wheels run 3

  6. I think they are doing something on this unattended-upgrades right now. Hope they will be more transparent.

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