Hello welcome to another week of celebrity instagram shenanigans. This week, we learned that Desiree Akhvan is going through a breakup, inspiring extra attention to social media.
Bless Gemini season for bringing us hot Roberta Colindrez content on instagram even though her instagram is private.
This is how lesbians [and otherwise-identified fans of girl-on-girl culture] have sex
Adam Lambert remains irresistible to lesbians.
No, Shane doesn’t want any flavoring in her water ice. What the fuck is he talking about with the flavoring?
It appears that Desiree Akhavan is going through a breakup and I hope she knows that my DMs are open and it is legal to slide into them.
King Princess is all packed up and ready to go, what’s the hold-up?
An angel visited Ari Fitz’s inbox and delivered these photos and now I am presenting them to you with the (I hope) communal understanding that this is what the goddesses call “manna from heaven.”
Jealous of this throne tbh.
Look out for Steph Beatriz’s upcoming Anonymous Sex Toy review of Muff Divers, a new brand of gloves for fans who like to muff in the buff. (TM)
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For a while there I really thought Adam Lambert’s solo career was gonna take off…
Riese, I need to know if you’re actually unfamiliar with the regional delicacy that is water ice or if this is just a joke above my paygrade. Inquiring minds need to know.
oh it’s a joke! like it’s a quote from The L Word but adapted for these purposes!!
She just wanted a regular cup of coffee with no flavoring! I don’t know why I remember that scene so well, but I do, and I appreciated the joke. <3
“Jealous of this throne tbh”: I see what you did there.
So it’s Nicole Haught and Tracey Bering, huh? That means that “Warehouse 13” and “Wynonna Earp” exist in the same universe. So in season four (IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN!) Myka and HG will visit Purgatory to check out all of the weird goings on. I smell fudge.
On a related note: How do you embed a Twitter post into a comment?
Don’t know what the tweet has to do with W13, but oh my goddess.
Amy Acker was Tracey Bering. Myka’s sister.
Ellen Page has such a fondness for the scraggliest of dogs! Is that Patters or another scruffula? I can barely stand the cuteness of that little paw on her neck!
I’m debating whether Janelle Monae is a marshmallow or a cloud.
Also, thank you for sharing that Adam Lambert article from 2009, Riese. What a gift!
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