No Filter: Cara Delevingne and Halsey Perform HYSTERICAL Trust Fall In Baggy Menswear!

Hello welcome to another week of celebrity instagram shenanigans. This week, we learned that Desiree Akhvan is going through a breakup, inspiring extra attention to social media.

Bless Gemini season for bringing us hot Roberta Colindrez content on instagram even though her instagram is private.

This is how lesbians [and otherwise-identified fans of girl-on-girl culture] have sex

Adam Lambert remains irresistible to lesbians.

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Wooder ice

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No, Shane doesn’t want any flavoring in her water ice. What the fuck is he talking about with the flavoring?

It appears that Desiree Akhavan is going through a breakup and I hope she knows that my DMs are open and it is legal to slide into them.

King Princess is all packed up and ready to go, what’s the hold-up?

An angel visited Ari Fitz’s inbox and delivered these photos and now I am presenting them to you with the (I hope) communal understanding that this is what the goddesses call “manna from heaven.”

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King and Queen at the same damn time

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Jealous of this throne tbh.

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#bts #brooklyn99

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Look out for Steph Beatriz’s upcoming Anonymous Sex Toy review of Muff Divers, a new brand of gloves for fans who like to muff in the buff. (TM)

PREMIUM Critter Content right here.

Readers, you tell me: what is this Halloween costume?

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Marie Lyn Bernard, aka Riese, is an award-winning writer, blogger, journalist, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in the midwest, lost her mind in New York City and is currently making it work in California. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better, The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image and The Hazards of Being Female," "Dirty Girls," and "The Best American Erotica of 2007," magazines including Nylon, Marie Claire, GO, Curve, Interlude, and CollegeBound, and all over the web including, Jezebel, Queerty, Emily Books and OurChart (RIP). She was the recapper for The L Word Online and host of Showtime’s Lezberado and her personal blog has earned many dubious honors including Best Personal Blog 2008. Riese has spoken about blogging, community-building, feminism, cyberculture and sexuality at places like BlogHer, Yale, New York University, The University of Chicago and The Museum of Sex. A graduate of the University of Michigan, Interlochen Arts Academy and The Olive Garden's week-long training intensive; she enjoys eating foods, having big ideas, reading books & talking to her stuffed dog, Tinkerbell. Also, she's Jewish. Follow her smokin’ hot adventures on twitter. Contact: riese[at]

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  1. You gave me a shoulder when I needed it
    You showed me love when I wasn’t feeling it
    You helped me fight when I was giving in
    And you made me laugh when i was losing it
    ‘Cause you are, you are
    The reason why I’m still hanging on
    ‘Cause you are, you are
    The reason why my head is still above water
    And if I could I’d get you the moon
    And give it to you
    And if death was coming for you
    I’d give my life for you happy wheels run 3

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